Burning Bad Memories

Burning Bad Memories Down to the Ground,
Ash Turned My Life Back Around.
When Everything is Burned,
My New Life Will Be Earned,
I Know Watching the Past Burn,
Is Not a Good Way To Learn,
But I Seem to Think it Should,
As I Pile on More Fire Wood,
Don't Worry About the Future,
Don't Worry About the Past,
Worry About the Now and How
to Make it Last."
Now That Old Highschool Joke,
And the Girl that Got My Heart Broke,
Turned into a Cloudy Roll of Dark Smoke,
That Old Highschool Flame that
I Once Wanted Back Turned into Black
Snap, Crackle and Pop,
I Can't Hear my Heart Beat,
But I Feel the Heat Beneath my Feet,
As I See an Old Ribbon,
That Once Read Seventh Place,
I Wipe the Ashfall From my Face,
That Photograph I Took With the Stripper by a Pole,
When My Life Took a Toll,
And Every Other Little Sin I Put in a Bin
Is Gonna Burn With the Coal."
My Ex-Wifes Ring is Burnin' with the Tin
And that's Just One More Thing I'm Throwin' in."
That September, I Will Always Remember,
But Any Other Bad Memory
Is Gonna Burn Down Right in Front of Me,
If You All Wanna Come,
Your All Welcome to See..
I Bow my Head in Shame,
As I Stare Down at the Flicker of the Flame."

Drive Equals Love

"It's What Encourage's You to
Fill up that Coffee Cup, Wake Up,
And Take on the Day.
It's What Inspires You to go to
Church and Sometime's Pray,
It's What Get's You Through that Door,
It's What We've All Been Fighting For!"
It's What Seperate's us Dead from Alive,
And Thrive's Us to Keep On Tryin' to Survive.
Weather it's a Lady or Not Or Something
You Just Baught, Faught, or Thought
Or it's what Make's You Thankful
For What You Already Got or Something
Worth dying For, And Your Alway's Wanting More!"

Drive Equals Love,
It's When You Don't Care How You Get There,
But Getting Up and Taking that Dare,
Is What Both Love and Drive Share."

It's Never To Late to Find Someone
Or Something to Love and To Hold and To Be
Well Worth the Wait, it's not Hope, it's Fate.
Because Honey, I Love You,
And I think You Great!"
If You Don't Like Yourself,
Nobody Will, If Your Down on it and no more Luck,
You Need Some More of it, to Bounce You Back Up!
Don't Tell me if it is Better I Never Know,
If I Find it Again, I Will Hold it and Never Let it Go!

Drive Equals Love,
It's When You Don't Care How You Get There,
But Getting Up and Taking that Dare,
Is What Both Love and Drive Share."

If You Need Someone to Kiss Your Lips
And Hold Your Chin, That's Where I Come in.
So Loving You is Not a Crime, If You
Tell Me You Love Me, I'll Reply Everytime!
I Feel As If I want to Kneel,
Just Show Me a Sign, And I'll Lay You a Line,
Then Make You Mine."

Drive Equals Love,
It's When You Don't Care How You Get There,
But Getting Up and Taking that Dare,
Is What Both Love and Drive Share."
Drive For Love,
Love For Drive,
Love was worth the Drive."

Is Lichor a Lady?

You Might Just Say that it Can't Be a Him or a He,
It's an Object, But a Very Desirable one,
it Can Make a Son or a Girl, Any Unplannable Baby,
It is Capable of Making You Fall in Love and it's Not a She,
Don't You Possibly think just Maybe, Lichor's a Lady."

When She's Gone
You Wonder What it is, You Did Wrong,
She'll Lift You Up and Make You Sing a Song,
She Can Make You Happy, Make You Cry,
Look Back at Your Life and Make You Wann Die.."

Make You Think Your Funny, But Sometime's Only need You to Give it Money,
Make You Talk about Things You Never Thought You Would,
Make You Do Things That You Never Thought You Should,
Make You Smoke a Hundred Ciggaretts in One Night,
Put You on the Best Ride, Unleash Your Spirit inside,
And Then Get Up, When You Need it Most and Leave Your Side..

Is Lichor a Lady?
When You Have a Taste of that Bottle of Whiskey,
Do You Ever Look at Her and Ask Did You Miss me?"
Did You Love that Feeling and Never Want it to Leave?"
So Only if You Believe, Lichor's a Lady.."

Did You Ever Look at a Glass of Whine, So Divine,
And Ask Yourself How Do I Ever Make it mine?
Did You Ever Rate Your Mate,
And Say that's a Perfect Ten,
Well if She isn't, And You Think the Searching is Done,
I Know of a Woman, That Can Make You Find One.."

It Might Sound a Little Crazy, But to me,
Lichor's a Lady."

Elementry Mentalist

Laugh at all the Pop Out Books,
The Staff Gives You Happy Fake Looks,
Here Comes the Bully With a Bunch of Bad Ideas,
I'm not Crazy, Just Miss the Touch of a Lady,
And I'm Not Fond of my Partner, Scary Larry,
If You Don't Have Your Nicotine, that Could Make
Any Norm, Go Mean or Go Green, Don't Scream,
Here it Comes, Some more Happy People with Pills,
Don't Spill, Take this Pill to Have a Chill, and Then,
When You Get Home, Deal With Your Health Care Bill,
Smile Small, And they Won't Think Anything's Wrong at All,
Smile Wide, And It's Your Med's that they Will Divide,
Don't Tell them About the Ghost, They'll Put You on a Higher Dose,
I Got a Drower with my Name on it and More,
Put Your Right Foot in Front of You, Don't Do What You Wanna Do,
Listen to there Baby Talk, Paint a Little Pretty Rock,
Do a Little Thundershock, Don't Play with Your Cock,
Smash Your Cracker's in Your Soup, Pay Attention in Your Group,
Here's a Scoop Your a Fruit Loop, Don't Give Your Friend's a Love Tap,
Catch a Slap, Ignore that Door, When You Take a Nap,
Watch Your Back, Take a Bath, Build a Puzzle, Play a Game,
You Expect the Guy Your Gonna Play, is Always Gonna Cheat,
You Do the Same, To Show them Both, That Both of You, Are Insane,
It's Not Christmas, But take a Candy Kane,
If You Wanna Think Crazy, Take Your Buddy's Advice,
If You Wanna Prove that You Are, You Better Think Twice!
Don't Tell Them all Your Thoughts, Unless You Really Like Those Shots,
It's Not Wrong to Talk to That, But if it Talks Back then Ignore that Fact,
Don't Have a Temper When You Don't Get Your Way,
That Can Wait Some Other Day, It's Your Free time, So Go Play!
Being in a Mental Facility is Alot Like Elementry,
When it's All Over, Your Free! Yippie!"

One Hundred and Three

Billy Was Always on the Run,
He Might have been Young,
But He Invented the Line,
"That Son of a Gun,"
Billy the Kid Would Stay Hid,
And Would Only Strike,
When You Least Suspected it,
He Was Just a Boy,
When He Mastered,
The Duel Action Toy,
The Older Man With the
Starry Badge Crown Vowed
To Take Billy Down,
The Law Wouldn't Allow a
Deal to Let Him Leave and
Flea the Town,
Pat Garrett Wouldn't Let Him Hop
On His Horse and Jet to Mexico,
The Kid Had His Final Regulate,
On that Night Billy met his Fate,
Sheriff Pat, Who Once was Billy's Bud,
Before Fame Turned Billy
Into a Western Stud,
The Sheriff Swore On his Life
and his Family Crest,
That Pat Put a Bullet
in Billy's Chest,
But it all Sounds Like a Bunch,
Of He Said, She Said to Me,
it Will and Always has,
Just Been a Mystery,
Why Can't We Dig Up
Billy and See?"
No Wait, that might Change
What was Spoken and
Damage History. Did You
Ever Stop to Think, Just Maybe
That Billy Did just Flea?
Maybe the Sheriff Let Billy Go,
Or Maybe Billy was too Fast
and the The Law was too Slow,
But You Best Believe,
that there's a Possability,
that Maybe,
Billy Lived to Be
A Hundred and Three."

Old Suicide Note

I Was Looking for Something One Day,
What it was I Can't Really Say,
Cause it Would Give the End of this Story Away,
That' When I Came Across my Old Highschool Notebook,
And I Decided to Take a Look..
And What I Started to Read
I Just Could Not Believe.."

It Said..
"I Saw You Walkin' Through the Autumn Ground,
Then When it Hit Me, I Tried not to make a Sound,
Because You Were Walkin' with another Guy,
But You Caught Me, and as we were Talkin'
It Was Hard to Hold these Tears, and try not to cry.
I Tried Holding it all in for Years, You Said Hello,
And i Said Goodbye, God, I Feel as if I want to Die,
She Doesn't Believe I Will Do it, For that I will Prove it.
They will have Eachother, Because She Love's Another,
Still Tell my Old Girl friend I Will Always Love Her..

My Stomach Became Sick and I Beagn to Think..
How Could I ever think those thoughts? That I thought
Way Back then, I Can Easily Say Now, Those Will Never
Cross my Mind, Ever Again, Why Would I
Give up My Final Breath, Just For a Bad Memory in My Head,
To Even think of Death, and want to be Dead,
When I Can Live Life, the Rest of My Life,
Over One Little Fling, Just Over One Little Thing,
Why Did I Even Give? It's Good Thing I Didn't,
Because I LIve, Here I Am, I'm Alive."

It Was An Old Suicide Note that I Had Wrote,
The Past Came Roarin in and my Heart Was in Pain,
But I Love Myself, For that Suicide never Came,
And Then that Old Note I Wrinkled Up,
Tossed it in the Trash, Then Never Loooked Back,
I Completely Closed that Door, And then I Finally
Came Across What I Was Actually Looking For,
After I Graduated, I Saved up All My Money just Get this,
And I'm Giving You this Golden Thing,
Because Your the Greatest thing,
To Ever Happen in my Greatful Life,
Could You Take this Ring And Become my Wife?"

And to this Day,
I Can't Imagine I Even Ever Though that Way,
When I Had Read that Old Note,
I'm So Glad I Didn't Follow through,
Because I Would Have Never Made My Dreams Come True
And I Would Have Never Met You.."

Sad Clown

Why Do You Feel so Low?
When I am the Fool For Letting You Go.
I Broke my Word When I let You Down,
For That I Deserve this Frown
And Give Up My Seat and Give You this Crown,
But I Hope There is Something I Can Do,
To Turn it Back All Around,
For That, it is Me not You
Who Deserves to be Down!"

A Mermaid Saved Me

A Mermaid Saved Me, But I wasn't Stranded at Sea,
Shovel and Pails, Fins and Tales,
She'd Sing and She'd Rhyme,
She'd Rise Above and I'd Fall in Love Everytime,
Her Scales would appeal, When She'd Laugh
She'd Squeel, and Slither in the Water just Like a Seal,
She Hated Her Fins, When She Saw my Feet,
She Kissed My Lips when We First Did Meet,
Yes I Got a Kiss,
From an Under Water Princess of Atlantis,
I Saw Her Hair Dry, But I Like it Better Wet,
She Was Caught in my Net,
I'd Ask her what's her Name
Although She's Never Tell,
I'd Never Let Off that She was a Fish,
Even though holding her in my arms
Was any man's Wish,
She'd Smile and I'd Say "Stay Awhile"
And I Swear I saw a Tear in Her Eye
When She Waved me Goodbye,
If I Were to Give Her Cash,
She'd Just Give me a Splash and Treat it like Trash,
Because to her it's just Paper Drenched in a Bath,
Not Like a Girl, I Didn't Give her a Shell,
I Gave Her a Bell and if You Ever Want to see
this Man again, Ring Her Like Hell,
Now I Hope she Know's what she Mean's to me,
Go Live Your Life and Be Wild and Free,
For You are the Mermaid that Saved me!"

Paradise Ain't Shit Without You!

Paradise is Nice, But Not Enough to Sacrafice my favorite Slice,
Cause You Would Look So Good Under that Sheet in my Hotel Sweet.
I'd Love to Look at Your Smile as I Rub Your Feet,
Wake up in the Morning and see You Lyin' next to Me,
There is No Other Place in the World I'd Rather Be, I Love it Here,
But Without you my Dear, It's Just Another View,
Paradise Ain't Shit Without You!"

I Miss the Curve of Your Body and the Touch of Your Skin,
Body Shots and Your Bikini Tops, That Coconutt Butt
in Your Bikini is what I'd like to see as you strutt your Stuff,
Stay up Late Laying in a Hammock, Watch the Sun go Down as we Talk,
This Sunset has lost it's Mean, It Just Ain't a Thing for a King
if He Ain't Got His Queen, It's Like a Burrito without a Bean..

I Wonder How your Doing way Back Home,
I Wish I Could Call You on my Phone, Meet You at the Bar all alone,
Just Have You all For my Own, But I wait to Lower my Foam
and Look at My Beer, Thinkin' Paradise just Ain't Shit Without You Here!"

When I Arrive Back From that Five Hour Flight,
I'm Gonna Jump Off that Plane and Hold You Tight!
You Might Ask "How was Your Trip?" And I'll Respond "Yeah it was Alright."
But Right Now I'm Gonna Make Love to You all Late in the Night,
And there's just One Little Thing I'd Like to Share,
When I Give You That Long Yard Stare,
That Paradise Just Ain't Shit Without You There!"

The Sun.. I Don't Care.
The Beach.. I Don't Care.
The View.. I Don't Care.
if you Ain't There!"

I'm just that into You

Honey You Talk to Fast
and You Got me Thinkin,
I'm Tryin' to Listen, But I'm Blocked
by Your Beauty,It's Blinded me to see,
Past What Your Tryin' to say to me,

I Don't Want to get a Word in,
How Could I ever even Begin?
I Just Want to Hear your Voice,
And Find Out if the Outer Beauty
Matches the Women from Within,

Then You Will Be in Shock,
When I show You, I Remember
this Entire Talk, So Slow it Down,
So I Can Repeat it Right Around,

It Will Catch you By Surprise
When I Look into Your Eyes
Tell You I Did not Memorise,
and I am not like all the other Guys,

Who Would Just Lie About Hearing You,
When I Give you that Dump Puppy Dog Stare,
I'm Showing You I care, But What do I do?
I Just want You to Know, I'm just that into You!"

A Boy and His Bond

His Mood always Remain's Cheerful,
And the Tone of his Voice is alway's So UpBeat,
Told me never Lie, Eye's on Me and Never Cheat,
He Knows which Properties to Buy in Monopoly,
Photograph's Lightning and Enjoy's to Hear me Sing,
My Dad Know's Everything,..
Any Rock is Skippable my Boy,
You'll never Know if You Don't Try,
I'll Show you how to Tie this Tie,
I Hate when you Say Goodbye,
I Love you, Your my Son and your alway's Fun,
Your My Pride and Joy And
I'm Glad your my baby Boy!"
Taught me How to Drive a Car,
Baught me my First Beer at a Bar,
From here to now,
From Reading Me "Where All the Wild Thing's Are!"
There Was No Oppurtunities We Didn't Miss,
Faded or Lost, Father Loving You Has No Cost,.
And I Love this Father-Son Bond
Even Though I Never Act Like I Really Care,
You Were Always There!"

Four More Years

She Darted my Heart, We Were Seperated like Stripes and Solids Apart,
But She Doesn't Use my Money For the Little One's in the Shopping Kart,
When We met up in Court, I Vowed on paying this Child Support..

But She Spends it at Bars, and on Brand New Cars,
She Calls too tell me She Love's my Money,
And that she never Loved me Hunny,
But She's not the Only one who think's it's funny,
Goes on High-Priced Travel Trips, Love's Her New Lips,
She Doesn't make enough in Tips, Just Poker Chips,
But About me, I Buy all my Friend's Beer's
And they say Cheer's, Cause I only Got Four More Years.."

What's she Gonna Do? When She Can't Get No More Out of You..
Her Kid's She Can't Give a Try, Cause They Know She Never Did Rely,
So When There 18 there Just Gonna Pack there things and Say Goodbye"
In Four More Years.. Will You Give me Tears?
All I know, is that maybe in Four More Years..
She'd Wish She Would have been my Friend in the End.
Will you be a Wreck? When You Don't Recieve my Check,
You'll never Hear or See me, Cause I'll be Wild and Free.
If You ever even Loved these kids this is where they will Be."
In Four More Years.. I Can't Wait, In Four More Years,
I'll Love You Like I Loved You Way Back When."

Canadian Girls

It Might Be a Little Breezy, But All the Girls Up here are all So Easy,
But Not at all so Sleezy, I respect there currency,
But my New Northern Lady isn't so shady,
She Fills my Heart up with Love.
Like an Angel Sent From Above,
They All Stand Tall in Montreal, Lookin For a Beauty?
Toronto is Where you Gotta go,
The Greatest Girl's You Ever Saw,
Are All in Manitoba, or You Should Manoever
Your Ass Up to Vancouver."

So I must Confess that Canadian Girls' are the Best,
They Got Kindness that matches the Cuteness
The Listing Price is Doubled Twice, But if you Understand
it's all the same in American, Then I'm the Man Dating a Knockout Canadian."

Hotels seem Dirt Cheep and When I look into your Eyes I can't Sleep,.
But Back to the U.S. is Where I Leap, But it's You My Babe I want to Keep!"
It's All the Same Amount, and What it's all ABOUT, About's a Boot,
To the North is where I Scoot, You Say Bur, But I Got Fur and I want Her."
So I Like the Canadian Chicks, they Say Men Back Home are all Cocky Pricks,
Just Always want to Handle Hockey Sticks!"
So If She Comes from the Place with the Red & White Flag,
I Like Meat, But if it's Got a Maple Leaf,
then that's my Hella Favorite Beef."

Your My Craft and I Don't need this Draft.
I Don't Want Labatt, I Just want my Baby Back.
and I hate this Blue, I Just Want You!"
I Could Be a Dopey Blue eye'd Honey Lovin,
Big Brown Canadian Bear, When I just sit there and Stare.
But I Couldn't Care as long as you are there."
So I Catch You a Samon and I make it Happen."

Dylan Bosch on Women

"Have you ever had a girl have a crush on you and then when you find out she does you have no interest in her and then when she isn't attracted to you anymore you then are interested in her."
"Don't you think Damn what happened? Why wasn't I attracted to her then? It's because when you are just handed something it becomes less desirable..Just like money, you spend it as soon as you get it if you didn't work to earn it!"
"So if there is a woman that you really want right now, Don't tell her you like her right away! Don't rush! If you really really want this woman. Then date another woman.. The results will amaze you in many ways! First, you will have experience on rejection and if you lose this girl it won't be that much of a setback, heart break or any somewhat of a big deal because it wasn't the One. It wasn't the One you were actually going for. Second, maybe this woman will find that you are more desirable when you are taken and you are showing no interest for her at all at this point, but you really are interested. Third, becasue it repeats what I was talking about at the start, you don't like it when stuff is handed to you so why would she be any different?"
"Remember you are the man! Always walk tall and if you find girls in groups always get to know there friends first before you get to know the One you actually want.."
"Sex wise think about your partner first, it might of been okay to think about all about yourself when your a teenager but not anymore, in highschool you were a big fish in a pond but this here is the ocean and your drowning! It's not all about you! It's about her.. unless you don't want her to come back again and do this more.. then go ahead. Also you should always try thanking them too. Not by saying the word thank you, but say something like "I had a good time last night or I will call you later." The biggest rule about what not to do after sex is don't ask something like.."How did I do? Was I the best you ever had?" That is one of the biggest turn offs for a woman there is!
"Have you ever tried to wonder what's in a woman’s mind? What is she thinking about? Do you know that women do not always mean what they say. They might say something and mean the exact opposite. But what do women actually want? When does anyone know what they want?"
"Remember Women get jealous as hell. They might deny it but the fact is they get extremely jealous even if their man talks to a random female or maybe a friend. She might pretend to act all nice but inside her jealousy volcano is about to erupt."
-"Do I look fat? This term is to a girl just like when we look in the mirror and say -"Does this make me look gay?" I know you’ve heard this one time and again but let's all admit to it officially! No matter how skinny she is she would never consider herself thin. Almost every woman occasionally asks this annoying question- "Am I looking fat in this honey?”
Don't share secrets with them- If you have than you are already on prime time radio. Almost every woman shares each and every secret with her friends.They have a good laugh over it. And yeah when I say secrets it means your private secrets as well if you know what I mean.
They know when you are cheating! Women have inbuilt instincts and emotion system which beeps and alerts when their man is cheating. No matter how big of a player you are you would always be caught no matter what."
Say something sappy to them when it's just you and her alone. Have ever been around a woman who has a piece of shit boyfriend? Is she really going out with him? You can be that man! If you say something sweet and be nice to her when no one is around and you are acting like an asshole at a party to everyone or you are being an angry drunk. She'll deffend you by saying this to everyone- "He's usually sweet or He never acts like this."
"You may not know this, but the ability to make women like you can be learned - and it's fairly easy too! Any guy can be insanely attractive - and it does not matter if he is bald, fat or ugly. In fact, you can be attractive even without saying a single word!
You have got to come across like a true alpha male in order to become attractive in the eyes of women. There is nothing a woman like's more then trying to see what you are thinking by looking into your eyes, but don't stare, then you'll be just plain weird look at her eyes for a couple seoconds and then when she notices by looking at you looking at her.. Look away, right away and then she will know. Do not be afraid of taking up space. For example, when you are sitting down, drape your arms behind the chair. Take up space - and look dominant!
Look at Rock stars walk around everywhere as if they own the place. They also scream dominance - which is highly attractive to women. You do NOT have to be a rock star to behave like one - it all boils down to your attitude. Observe how rock stars like Gene Simmons, Brandon Boyd and Brett Michaels behave and mimic your behavior like them."
Making women go through an emotional rollercoaster, and at the same time make them become emotionally connected and dependent. "Rock Star Persona" and "Alpha Man" Women have been known to want to sleep with them - in 15 minutes or even less!
Please do not use my advice and knowledge on woman for game. Use it to find the One."

Captain in Command

"Dirt in my Roots and Dead Dust on my Hair,
In a Car you Roam Where you Like,
But in A Boat you Feel Like a Captain in Command."
The People Look to me to see the Master Plan at Hand,
When I Grab the Wheel and Sit Down On my Chair,
No Worries, No Care.. I Will Take on that Wave
If You Sucker's Double Dare. The Girls Cry Out with a Scare,
I Stay Strong and I hit it Head On.
You Sit up and You See No More Sun, I Say Sit Down
and that We Ain't Yet Done.. Through The Blue I Race
With Water Shot at My Face.. I Give it a Twist,.
Spray you with a Showery Mist.. Don't Tighten you Fist
Because this is One Captain You Don't Want Pist!"