She Ain't No You

I was walking along the beach,
While holding my woman's hand,
..Now I don't want anybody else but my lil' Peach,
But Out the Corner of my eye, I was eyein' up something
I shouldn't have been looking at,
When I turned back to look at my woman,
..She started lookin' a lil' mad,..
Now I was lost for words cause I
knew that I had gotten caught.
She looked me in the eyes and said,
"You should go be with her, if you think she is hot"
And Right away I said, "Ha.. Not!"

..Cause, She's got nothing on you hun,
You might as well compare the size of the moon
to the size of the sun, cause,
She don't make my hair rise,
And she don't have you're eyes,
But babe it ain't no surprise, cause
She Ain't No You..
She couldn't make me smile like you do,
I admit she's pretty good lookin'
But baby, She Ain't no You!..
She Ain't no you, She Ain't no you,
Yeah baby she's got nothing on you!

Search You're Heart, Search You're Soul,
You Know what I say is True..
She Couldn't make me feel the way I do,
When I'm with you, She Could never make me smile,
As much as you do.. Baby She ain't No You,
She's not you, you she is not."

Pornographic Halloween

"Pumpkin Smashing, Black Cat Laughing, Trix and Treats,
But the Only Candy that we really want is the Eye’ in Kind!.."
What Better Holiday to Wear Lingerie and have it be ok?
Parents, Principle and Teachers think it's so obscene,
But boys like me couldn't dream up a better Porno Scene,
Like What Happens on the Night of Halloween..

"Lady Cops with Handy Cuffs, Naughty Nurse Flirts,
and Catholic Girls in Mini-Skirts,
A Hot French Maid and another Mermaid as far as I can See,
as we all sit down with a Blue Tainted Alice, and have some Tea!.."

Fly'in Genie in a Hot bikini, and a Diamond Kitty,
Little Red Riding Hood dressed up Just Like she Should,
Sexy Eve with No Adam, with Some Captain Rum,
There's A Low-Cut Pirate that Morgan's Hordin!.."

"On Halloween I go at it alone like a Rebel.,
Cause I never Know if I'll meet up with the Angel or the Devil,
Give that Rope a Twirl Cause I'm Going Home with this Cow Girl.
So She is no G.I. Joe but she sure looks good in CAMO, this I know!.."

"So You want a Hot Waitress and a Stewardess, I a Huntress and a Lioness!.."
A Pleated Referee and a Knock Out Adult, Cat woman’s here in Leather and Laces,
If you think that Candy is Cool, then your such a Fool,
When this Construction Girl Looks like she want's your Tool!.."

"A Girl showing more skin then only just her tummy,
To a Pink Pointy Eared, Playboy bunny,
From a Santa's Little Helper to a fox in fur,
It don't matter, what costume you have on, Cause it's alway gonna make you Grrr!."

"Parents, Principle and Teachers think it's so obscene,
But boys like me couldn't dream up a better Porno Scene,
Like What Happens on the Night of Halloween..
Like What's Gonna Happen,
Like What's Going to Happen on This Night of Halloween!"