Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Lady in Red

Who's this? Miss Scarlet,
Brown eyed Brunette smokin' a cigarrette,
Lookin' for a clue? I might have a few,
But I don't care what you have,
I don't care what you've heard,
This case shouldn't even be lit,
I know, the Lady in Red already did it..

What's this? Is that a woman with a cigarette holder,
I can't believe this game isn't already over,
She ain't no damsel in distress,
How much can we all trust,
The single woman wearing a red dress,
Miss Scarlet, the hall, with the Revolver,

Monday, December 17, 2012

Wake up time

For a Man, it start's in his mind,
For a Woman, it start's in her heart,
That's why men and Women are so different,
..And Thank God that they Are."

You don't know when it's gonna end,
And you hope it never does,
But you know when it's gonna begin,
And you smile just because,
You know you wanna wake up,
just so you can fall for her again.'
It's wake up time, time to make her mine."

I know you could be snatched up fast,
So I don't know if this gonna last
But I hope it does,
Baby I'm not scared of you,
I'm scared about the next guy,
who might see what I see when I'm with you..
..I guess I'm glad I'm not a boy,
I guess I'm proud that I'm a man,
So I think I'll just stick to the plan..

You don't know when it's gonna end,
And you hope it never does,
But you know when it's gonna begin,
And you smile just because,
You know you wanna wake up,
just so you can fall for her again.'
It's wake up time, time to make her mine.."

It's when making her happy makes you happy,
It's when she leans in and you lean back,
It's when you make up your mind,
It's When you want to hit rewind,
So you can see those eyes look back at you,
Hoping you see that smile the last, first, time."

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Never Again

You Go Out, You Get Drunk,
You Come Home, You Wake Up,
Sayin'.. "Never Again,"
But the Next Night,
You Still Go Out, You Get Drunk,
You Come Home, You Wake Up,
Sayin'.. "Never Again,"
And it just Keeps Going On and On,..
You still Drink it up and Have Fun.
You Live it up While your Still Young..

They Say Every Man has a Destiny,
They Say You are Your Own Worst Enemy,
But I Don't see how that's Me,
I still Wanna get Wild, While I still Feel Free...
So I Go Out, I Get Drunk,
I Come Home, I Wake Up,
Sayin'.. "Shit, that was fun.
Let's do it Again."
So Let's Go Out, Let's Get Drunk,
Let's Come Home, Let's Wake Up,
And Say I Can't Wait To Do that Again!
Let's do it Again, While We Still Can,
Let's Live it Up, While We Still Can."

Somethings Missing

Listen up boy, I know what is you are thinking,
When you've woken up after a night of drinking,
How you sometimes feel, How you sometimes feel
Like Something is still Missing..."

You Continue to let good things slip away,
When you know you can love one like this everyday,
When you know you can hold on to one forever.
But right now none of this seems to matter,
None of this seems to matter to you right now.."

Cause You chose to leave the cologne in your Car,
Take home a different girl every night from the Bar,
Cause you had your mind made up,
It wasn't time to call her up,
It wasn't time to fall in love,
And if it still isn't, then boy when exactly is it?"

You thought you were in the zone,
You thought you couldn't get lonely being alone,
But tell me little man if everything is going well,
If everything is going so swell,
Then why does it sometimes feel,
Why does it sometimes feel like Somethings Missing?"

Don't let a good thing slip away,
When you know you can love her like this Everyday,
That's enough boy, Never say Never,
When you know you can love her like this Forever."

Monday, September 24, 2012

That Smilin' Face

Don't think I Forgot, the Times we Shared,
Don't Believe, that I never Cared,
Don't Listen, to What Other People Say,
You Were my Life, You Were my Night and Day!
Don't Forget Who You Are, Life is Not a Race..
And Don't think you Won't Go Far,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."

Don't Look at Life As if it's Lost,
Hold On and Stay Strong at any Cost..
You Don't need Another Man,
To Make You Feel Your Dream's Weren't Tossed.
Don't Be Affraid of Being Alone
Your Dreams aern't Lost,You Can Still Chase..
I'll be the One to Drive You Home,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."

Don't find Yourself Stuck in the Past,
Don't let Hard Time's and Bad Memories Hit You Fast,
Live For the Moment, And Make it Last..
Don't think Your Body is a Curse,
Don't think Your Caringness is getting Worse..
Don't Be Affraid to Trust, And Don't be Guarded to Lust.
Baby, You'll One Day Find Your Place..
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face!"

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Ladies at the Gym

An Athletic Chick, Beautiful Like the Bud of a Rose,
But Tight Like a Prick, Some Walk, Some Run,
Other's Talk, But Most Are Pretty Quick.."
Don't Sell her Tickets to Your Gun Show,
She's Up High and You are Low,
They Can Swim, they will Swet,
Ladies at the Gym are all so Wet,
Rockin' Body, Nice but not Naughty?
Water and Gatorade is all they Drink..
(Laugh).. Yeah, So that's What You Think."
Getting in Shape is Great,
They Can't Wait, And Your there Bait..
Take a Shower, Put the Treadmill on Full Power.
Buns of Steel, And Great Sex Appeal.."
You Can't Touch, But Yes they are Real."
Girl's at the Gym are Down for a Double Teamin'..
No,.. Not Really, But You Can't stop a Man from Dreamin."
All Hail the Pony Tail, Tight Clothing,
It's all a Game of Visability, and your Agility,
There Not Working Out in the Dark,
Or Running Away from a Dog in the Park,
Even though all these Girls in Reebock Shoes,
Make Guys Like me, Wanna Bark!!.."

Thursday, September 13, 2012

I Already Knew

It was there 50th Anniversary,
When Grandma told me,..
"Did you know, Your Grandpa never told me he loved me?"
I said, "Oh no, How could he?"
She said, "No, He never once told me he loved me,
But He didn't have too. I Already Knew..."

I knew when he started being nice to my dad that he used to hate,
I knew after that first kiss on that third date,
I knew before he stood outside my door in a suit with a rose,
Sometimes my son, The Heart just Knows..

I knew when he started talking more clear,
I knew when we made love without any beer,
I knew when he used to stutter when he'd talk,
I knew way before he bought me this rock,
I knew when he started doing things for me
that he knew I could do..
No son after all these year he never said I love you,
He Never had too, I Always Knew."

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Bigger Fish to Fry

It Seems as I get Older,
the Sex comes Easier,
And Love becomes Harder to Find,
You're never gonna let me back in anyway, so why try?
You never even cared about me anyway, so why cry?
Life is too short to be that guy,
And Besides, I Got Bigger Fish to Fry.."

Sometime's I'm happy to be left alone,
Sometime's I'm happy when I get stoned,
Sometime's I'm happy when I get drunk,
But I'm always happy when I don't give a single fuck.
And Why should I?
I Got Bigger Fish to Fry."

Don't get me wrong, I am a good man,
But there's only so much I can withstand,
I have other things I could be doing with my time,
I have plans for better things before I die,
I Got Bigger Fish to Fry."

The Other Dylan

My name is Dylan, I was named after some guy named Bob,
I was seven when I heard him sing, and I thought he was odd,
I heard he's from Minnesota, But I just can't seem to see,
How this old man, could ever be, cooler then me.'

So daddy this is the man you named me after of,
He can't even sing, I can't stand his voice,
I can't understand a thing,
His hair is black, My hair is blonde,
If Momma saw my hair like that,
Momma would take me in to get a haircut,
Is this the man you want me to become?
So, this is the man you named me after of.'

When I was Fourteen, My dad and I went on a trip,
Nothing but open road, big trees and a radio,
We passed through Seattle, Stopped at a Local Record Store,
Where he picked up an album, and I heard the man a little more.'

So daddy this is the man you named me after of,
I think I understand what he's sayin'
I kinda like his voice,
I think I like this man,
And Thank you for giving me the choice,
Go back to Tangled up in Blue,
I wanna hear that one, some more,
So this is, the man you named me after of.'

Five Years later we went to the second show,
Obviously the first time was not enough,
I saw that man blowin' his harmonica up on the stage,
While Watchin' the artist my dad and I now both love,
I turned to my dad and smiled,
So... This is the man, you named me after of.'

Now I can see, why my daddy named me,
My name is Dylan and I was named after Bob."

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Single Life

She said "Please don't take this the wrong way,
I think You're a Really nice guy,
But I think it's time,
You go Your way and I go mine.."
Oh no, Without you, Whatever will I do?
I didn't tell her this but damn, well,
Maybe everything that I used too..'

I'm gonna go out with my friends again,
Be Beer Pong Champion,
Walk around my house with Nothing on,
No more pretending to like Glee,
Sing what I want for Karaoke,
Stay up late and play Call of Duty.

No more Stinking up the house
with the smell of febreze,
And no more holding in my farts,
I missed farting whenever I please,
Skinny Dip in the Lake that you used to hate,
And Use Leeches again as my bait,
Drink beer because I never liked drinking your wine,
And Return home tonight or tomorrow with no set time.

It feels so damn good to be back,
And I'm so glad she's gone,
I think I'll just let her keep thinkin'
I'm slowly moving on."

No Big Deal

When you came into my life,
You were a Hot Mess,
In need of somebody's company,
In need of a little less stress,
You needed somewhere to cry,
And You needed somebody to hear it,
And that somebody happened to be me.'

'I asked you "Do you feel what I feel?"
You said 'No, But it's not a Big Deal,
No it's not a Big Deal for you,
And how You feel, But to me,It felt pretty real,
I suppose I'm gonna have too,Learn too Deal..'

Now I'm on myway to pick up sleeping pills,
Or on my way to a bar and drink,
To avoid my heart into telling my head what it should think,
For You filled my head with false promises,
and You filled my heart up with hope,
In the end I know I'll be fine,
When Time heals what is broke..

One of these days,I'll get over you,
One of these days I know I will,
It may not be today,
It may not be tomorrow,
It may not even be a month from now,
But I know the answer to this riddle,
That Only Time will tell..'

You'll go round and round,
Wasting other people's time,
You'll keep finding what you can find'
till you make up your mind,
But you're no longer wasting mine..
You said it Yourself,You know how You Feel,
If you ever need my help again,
I'll say "Oh,.. So... No Big Deal"

Summer turned to winter,
Winter turned to fall,
You were right all along,
It wan't,..
A Big Deal,..
After All.'