"She's Got Junk in the Trunk and if Your a Hunk,
Just Your Luck, She Got a Tummy Tuck,
And She'll Want to... Show it Off!
She'll Show Off her Rack, if Her Bra is Black,
Look at those Girls with Tnak Tops, and Cut-Offs."
Braided Hair, I Saw Her Teeth, But You Don't Care,
She Might be a Hick, But Don't Be Affraid to go Talk,
Because She'll Still Blow Your... Sock's Off!"
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Another Door Opens
You Closed that Door..
Yell at Yourself for Falling for the Whore,
A Tear Rolling Down Your Chin,
Toss Her Things into a Bin,
And Don't Want to Look Again,
You Smile for the While,
Until You Crumple the Pile,
You look Like Another Man,
One You Bearly Remember,
Or One You really Don't Even Know.. Anymore."
All Anybody Ever Sees..
Is Only What You Show,
Or Something You never Let Go!"
And When You Finally Move On,
You Begin to Look at Life Like it Wasn't Alway there.."
Like You Didn't Know the Other Door wasn't Gone."
No Worry, No Care. You Grow Strong.
No longer Will You Easily Break,
Just Bend, Begin to Mend,
Find Another Lover, Make a New Friend,
You Find What You Were Looking For,
And it All Starts,..
With the Opening of
Another Door!"
Yell at Yourself for Falling for the Whore,
A Tear Rolling Down Your Chin,
Toss Her Things into a Bin,
And Don't Want to Look Again,
You Smile for the While,
Until You Crumple the Pile,
You look Like Another Man,
One You Bearly Remember,
Or One You really Don't Even Know.. Anymore."
All Anybody Ever Sees..
Is Only What You Show,
Or Something You never Let Go!"
And When You Finally Move On,
You Begin to Look at Life Like it Wasn't Alway there.."
Like You Didn't Know the Other Door wasn't Gone."
No Worry, No Care. You Grow Strong.
No longer Will You Easily Break,
Just Bend, Begin to Mend,
Find Another Lover, Make a New Friend,
You Find What You Were Looking For,
And it All Starts,..
With the Opening of
Another Door!"
Why Does Love have to be Just a Game?
"People Fall In and Out of Love Everyday,
But if Your willing to Play,
Do You Think I'll really Want to Stay?"
This is what Cause's Men like Me to just Walk Away.."
It's Getting Kind of Lame..
Why is Your Love Such a Game?"
I'd Laugh in the Rain,
But I Won't Smile for My Pain,
I Feel, So I Kneel.. Is this Your Way of Love?"
Are You Being Fake or is this Real?
It's a Shame, that You Even Ever Came,
Can't You See You're Drving me Insane..
Why Does Your love Have to be a Game?"
There might be Givers,
And there Might be Takers,
But Fakers,.. Are Heart Breakers.."
How Can You Fall in Love with One?
If There All the Same...
Why Does Love, Have to Be, Just a Game?"
But if Your willing to Play,
Do You Think I'll really Want to Stay?"
This is what Cause's Men like Me to just Walk Away.."
It's Getting Kind of Lame..
Why is Your Love Such a Game?"
I'd Laugh in the Rain,
But I Won't Smile for My Pain,
I Feel, So I Kneel.. Is this Your Way of Love?"
Are You Being Fake or is this Real?
It's a Shame, that You Even Ever Came,
Can't You See You're Drving me Insane..
Why Does Your love Have to be a Game?"
There might be Givers,
And there Might be Takers,
But Fakers,.. Are Heart Breakers.."
How Can You Fall in Love with One?
If There All the Same...
Why Does Love, Have to Be, Just a Game?"
Pickup Call
We Made Out Against the Wall,
Until We Made it to the Hall,
It Started Getting Hott,
Then Clothes Came Off,
She Layed me Down and
then She Got on Top!"
Tunred Out the Light..
I'd Claw at Her,
She Began to Bite,
I'll Admit, I Didn't put up
Much of a Fight..."
I Only Gave Her My Number,
But She Followed me Home,
It Started as "Hello, How are You?"
And it Climbed up with a Screw for Two..
But it Ended with a "Girl I Once Knew"
All in All I thought the Blind Date Went Well,
Until She Offered me a Ride to hell."
But Herself Wouldn't Come Along.
I was there in the Spring, Winter and Fall..
The Man Who Became the Booty Call."
But That's okay. I Don't Need One Woman.
I Want them All."
Until We Made it to the Hall,
It Started Getting Hott,
Then Clothes Came Off,
She Layed me Down and
then She Got on Top!"
Tunred Out the Light..
I'd Claw at Her,
She Began to Bite,
I'll Admit, I Didn't put up
Much of a Fight..."
I Only Gave Her My Number,
But She Followed me Home,
It Started as "Hello, How are You?"
And it Climbed up with a Screw for Two..
But it Ended with a "Girl I Once Knew"
All in All I thought the Blind Date Went Well,
Until She Offered me a Ride to hell."
But Herself Wouldn't Come Along.
I was there in the Spring, Winter and Fall..
The Man Who Became the Booty Call."
But That's okay. I Don't Need One Woman.
I Want them All."
Friday, January 8, 2010
Happy Hour
The Girls all Smile,.. Even When the Meal Ain't Hot,
You Like his Company, And You Want to Buy him the Shot!"
He Warms you up, Before he Even Poors Your Cup,
You Take a Sip, And You Can't Help But Tip!"
Humming and Running Around the Caffe'
Always Has Something Funny to Say,
Dancing and Skipping Around the Table..
More Entertaining then at Home Cable!"
Tossing Your Straws Bows at Applause,
And Never Flaws..Making Your Dinner a Time of Fun,
Before You Go Back Out and Enjoy that Sun.
This Server will Serve for Everyone!"
He'll Walk to a Beat, Keep You Laughing in Your Seat,
Skip's Along, Sing's a Good Song, Apologise's When Wrong,
Say Sorry Sir, and Thank you to Her!.."
Nothing Greater then a Waitor, You Can all talk too.."
Small Talk, Long Talk, Not a Robot, Or a Fancy Rock,
Make you Enjoy the Place,..
And Leave You With a Smile,
On the Face!"
You Like his Company, And You Want to Buy him the Shot!"
He Warms you up, Before he Even Poors Your Cup,
You Take a Sip, And You Can't Help But Tip!"
Humming and Running Around the Caffe'
Always Has Something Funny to Say,
Dancing and Skipping Around the Table..
More Entertaining then at Home Cable!"
Tossing Your Straws Bows at Applause,
And Never Flaws..Making Your Dinner a Time of Fun,
Before You Go Back Out and Enjoy that Sun.
This Server will Serve for Everyone!"
He'll Walk to a Beat, Keep You Laughing in Your Seat,
Skip's Along, Sing's a Good Song, Apologise's When Wrong,
Say Sorry Sir, and Thank you to Her!.."
Nothing Greater then a Waitor, You Can all talk too.."
Small Talk, Long Talk, Not a Robot, Or a Fancy Rock,
Make you Enjoy the Place,..
And Leave You With a Smile,
On the Face!"
My Own Poem
My Morals have been Tossed, I Feel Alone and Lost,
I'm Losing my Mind, I've Just Been Boozin' and Loosin'
While Waistin' my Time. I'm no Longer Tryin'.
I'm Sick of Cryin'. I Hate Myself a little more and more everyday.."
But Not Today, No Longer, Will I Sit Here, and Wait.
And Hope One Day Again, Life Will Be Great.. that's not my Fate."
I'm Gonna Be Somebody. Make Some Money,
Buy a House, And Start a Family..
Gain More Friends, and Follow Trends."
Work Hard at Work, Be the Next Captain Kirk.
Buy Another House on the Shore,
And Always Look Forward.. For Something More!.."
Life is Hard, You Can Live Unscathed But You Might Get Scarred."
It's not a Park Walk, And Talk is Cheap, But You Need to take that Leap!"
Take a Grip my Man, You Only Need You,
Not Somebody to Always Hold Your Hand,..
You Live Your Own Show, And You are the Star,
When Your Feeling Low, Jumpin' in Your Car,
Green Means Go! My Son, You Will Go Far!.."
I'm Losing my Mind, I've Just Been Boozin' and Loosin'
While Waistin' my Time. I'm no Longer Tryin'.
I'm Sick of Cryin'. I Hate Myself a little more and more everyday.."
But Not Today, No Longer, Will I Sit Here, and Wait.
And Hope One Day Again, Life Will Be Great.. that's not my Fate."
I'm Gonna Be Somebody. Make Some Money,
Buy a House, And Start a Family..
Gain More Friends, and Follow Trends."
Work Hard at Work, Be the Next Captain Kirk.
Buy Another House on the Shore,
And Always Look Forward.. For Something More!.."
Life is Hard, You Can Live Unscathed But You Might Get Scarred."
It's not a Park Walk, And Talk is Cheap, But You Need to take that Leap!"
Take a Grip my Man, You Only Need You,
Not Somebody to Always Hold Your Hand,..
You Live Your Own Show, And You are the Star,
When Your Feeling Low, Jumpin' in Your Car,
Green Means Go! My Son, You Will Go Far!.."
That Smilin' Face
Don't think I Forgot, the Times we Shared,
Don't Believe, that I never Cared,
Don't Listen, to What Other People Say,
You Were my Life, You Were my Night and Day!
Don't Forget Who You Are, Life is Not a Race..
And Don't think you Won't Go Far,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."
Don't Look at Life As if it's Lost,
Hold On and Stay Strong at any Cost..
You Don't need Another Man,
To Make You Feel Your Dream's Weren't Tossed.
Don't Be Affraid of Being Alone
Your Dreams aern't Lost,You Can Still Chase..
I'll be the One to Drive You Home,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."
Don't find Yourself Stuck in the Past,
Don't let Hard Time's and Bad Memories Hit You Fast,
Live For the Moment, And Make it Last..
Don't think Your Body is a Curse,
Don't think Your Caringness is getting Worse..
Don't Be Affraid to Trust, And Don't be Guarded to Lust.
Baby, You'll One Day Find Your Place..
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face!"
Don't Believe, that I never Cared,
Don't Listen, to What Other People Say,
You Were my Life, You Were my Night and Day!
Don't Forget Who You Are, Life is Not a Race..
And Don't think you Won't Go Far,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."
Don't Look at Life As if it's Lost,
Hold On and Stay Strong at any Cost..
You Don't need Another Man,
To Make You Feel Your Dream's Weren't Tossed.
Don't Be Affraid of Being Alone
Your Dreams aern't Lost,You Can Still Chase..
I'll be the One to Drive You Home,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."
Don't find Yourself Stuck in the Past,
Don't let Hard Time's and Bad Memories Hit You Fast,
Live For the Moment, And Make it Last..
Don't think Your Body is a Curse,
Don't think Your Caringness is getting Worse..
Don't Be Affraid to Trust, And Don't be Guarded to Lust.
Baby, You'll One Day Find Your Place..
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face!"
Poor Patient
"She'll Bend You Over and Make You Cough,
You Smile, Because it Get's You Off,
She Cares For your Health with a Religous Red Cross,
You Listen, Because You Know that She is the Boss,
You Try to Talk, But Your Eyes, are Still in Shock.
Later You Fight, But it Ends Alright, Cause You Just Can't Resist,
that Lady in White."You Apologise for that You Fought,
You Suck it Up,And You Take that Shot.The Seat is Cold,
But this Lady is Not. You Were Only a Little Sick,
But Now it Got Worse, Because it Wasn't Your Mom,
It was your Heart, that was Handled by the Love of a Nurse."
You Smile, Because it Get's You Off,
She Cares For your Health with a Religous Red Cross,
You Listen, Because You Know that She is the Boss,
You Try to Talk, But Your Eyes, are Still in Shock.
Later You Fight, But it Ends Alright, Cause You Just Can't Resist,
that Lady in White."You Apologise for that You Fought,
You Suck it Up,And You Take that Shot.The Seat is Cold,
But this Lady is Not. You Were Only a Little Sick,
But Now it Got Worse, Because it Wasn't Your Mom,
It was your Heart, that was Handled by the Love of a Nurse."
Another Page
You Say You Don't Want me, But You Don't See What I Do, And that is You.
How Many Women Are Sure of What they Really Want, Be Sure, Better Be Sure,
Look at What You Already Got, You Can't Win or Lose if You Don't Take the Shot.
Her Hand's are Cold, But When I Rub them they are Hot. When I Swallow,
Breath Loud, Legs Grow Weak or Hollow, I Feel lifted up by a Cloud, I Get Frightend,
But Brightend, When You Catch What I Want in Your Eyes, I hope One Day You Relise,
I'm Not Like all your other Guys, Time Fly's, So Can You Tell What it is I'm Thinkin?"
If You Can't I Will Let You Know and Smile at Your Eyes by Winkin."
How Many Women Are Sure of What they Really Want, Be Sure, Better Be Sure,
Look at What You Already Got, You Can't Win or Lose if You Don't Take the Shot.
Her Hand's are Cold, But When I Rub them they are Hot. When I Swallow,
Breath Loud, Legs Grow Weak or Hollow, I Feel lifted up by a Cloud, I Get Frightend,
But Brightend, When You Catch What I Want in Your Eyes, I hope One Day You Relise,
I'm Not Like all your other Guys, Time Fly's, So Can You Tell What it is I'm Thinkin?"
If You Can't I Will Let You Know and Smile at Your Eyes by Winkin."
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