Another Summer

December 15TH, 2002 were gonna miss you!

Very Strong, Lived Long, Miss him a ton,
Very fun,Made me a fishing poll
Taught me how to row a boat,
Don't forget your coat,He could do anything,
Baught me a swing,My gosh,
We lost the Greatest Bosch,
He was the mastah,When he baught the Shasta,
He said it was cheaper,So it was a keeper!
Kept him free from grace,
We all like that smile from his face,
I love you Grandma, and I miss you Grandpa!"

"I thought we'd always be together, Not lose what we Had,
I thought I'd be back Another Summer, Now I Can't, No which it's Gone..."

On the Right side it's Grandpa's Chair,
But he don't care, he's strong and lived long,
One time, I remember, He got ran over by a Tracter,
Made a Big Fear-Factor,
He Survived, Yeah he was that strong
I Remember, Sittin on his lap,
playing with his cap, As he told me a Story,
This is the House that Jack Built!"
My Favorite book, Helped put worms on my hook,
Made me a Fishing Rod, and he prayed to God!"

"I thought we'd always be together, Not lose what we Had,
I thought I'd be back Another Summer, Now I can't, No which He's Gone!"

"I thought we'd always be together, Not lose what we Had,
I thought I'd be back Another Summer, Now I can't, No which your Gone!"

Poker Ladies

Play Pool, Play Shirades, Damn it I needed an Ace of Spades
So Your a Gambling Joker? Then let's all play poker.
Hold'them down, Move your eye's all around,
Flop it to the Ground, Do you expect me to show you all my cards?
Look at your Chips and not at her Lips,
Gambling at stakes, Doing whatever it takes,
Playing for Sins, Hearts and Diamonds,
A Game of Risk and Not of Luck, Like Hockey without the Puck,
Like Basketball with only air, Not like Football fighting fair,
Your getting hot like a Legend, Like a Flame,
Like you were Born to play this Game,
No Worries, No Cares, Look at me ride like Hot Stuff, No Just a Bluff.
Jokes on you but you don't think it's funny, You need the Money to Win this Honey,
Red Means Remember, Black Means Luck,
I want your eyes on me but how do I do it without the Green Stuff.
Now you lost the deck and your a wreck, But you figure Oh' what the heck?
You Don't think twice, and you roll the dice, and when you do, you do Pay the Price."

I Like About You

I Like That Smile On You, You don't think it True,
But When I Kiss Your Lips You Know I Do,
I Like Your Hair Messy in the Morning Out of Bed,
I Also Like it Dry, But I Like it Better Wet,
And You Say No Way, and I Say You Bet!

"I Like Watching You Get Up To Close That Door,
I Like it Even More to Just Look Into Your Eyes,
and When You Look Back into Mine,
I Like Staying Up Late With You to a Quarter after Four,
But It Never Feels Later Then a Half Past Nine,
I Like You All the Time"

I Like How You Make Me Feel Like a Dog When it Wags it's Tail,
Your Reaction When You Break a Nail,
I Like How You Still Think I Can Fix Anything,
I'm Standing Outside Your Shower Just To Hear You Sing,
I Like Almost Everything"

But What I Don't Like is Your Past HeartBreak
and a Love that Didn't Stay True,
It's Ok I've Also Had One, a Time or Two."
I Like That You Tried Again with Someone New,
But What I Like the Most, Of You I Like,
I Like Just Loving You!"

Pornographic Halloween

"Pumpkin Smashing, Black Cat Laughing, Trix and Treats,
But the Only Candy that we really want is the Eye’ in Kind!.."
What Better Holiday to Wear Lingerie and have it be ok?
Parents, Principle and Teachers think it's so obscene,
But boys like me couldn't dream up a better Porno Scene,
Like What Happens on the Night of Halloween..

"Lady Cops with Handy Cuffs, Naughty Nurse Flirts,
and Catholic Girls in Mini-Skirts,
A Hot French Maid and another Mermaid as far as I can See,
as we all sit down with a Blue Tainted Alice, and have some Tea!.."

Fly'in Genie in a Hot bikini, and a Diamond Kitty,
Little Red Riding Hood dressed up Just Like she Should,
Sexy Eve with No Adam, with Some Captain Rum,
There's A Low-Cut Pirate that Morgan's Hordin!.."

"On Halloween I go at it alone like a Rebel.,
Cause I never Know if I'll meet up with the Angel or the Devil,
Give that Rope a Twirl Cause I'm Going Home with this Cow Girl.
So She is no G.I. Joe but she sure looks good in CAMO, this I know!.."

"So You want a Hot Waitress and a Stewardess, I a Huntress and a Lioness!.."
A Pleated Referee and a Knock Out Adult, Cat woman’s here in Leather and Laces,
If you think that Candy is Cool, then your such a Fool,
When this Construction Girl Looks like she want's your Tool!.."

"A Girl showing more skin then only just her tummy,
To a Pink Pointy Eared, Playboy bunny,
From a Santa's Little Helper to a fox in fur,
It don't matter, what costume you have on, Cause it's alway gonna make you Grrr!."

"Parents, Principle and Teachers think it's so obscene,
But boys like me couldn't dream up a better Porno Scene,
Like What Happens on the Night of Halloween..
Like What's Gonna Happen,
Like What's Going to Happen on This Night of Halloween!"

Down in Lady Land

"Dylan's Livin Down in Lady Land,
Cooking Up a Real Nice Tan, Sittin' in a Hammock Above the Sand,
He Was Under the Tiki's, Just Eye'in Bikini's, When suddenly he was Seeing,
Something He never Noticed, that was UnBelieving.."

It was Colors He'd Never Seen Before,
In Women that made Him, Adore Them, Twice as More...
Cause She Had a Pink Purse and a Yellow Lighter,
Green Mini-Skirt and a Red Lip Stick,
Brown Boots and a Purple Pajama,
and BLUU-EE Eyes!"

"Dylan Was Just Sittin' Here Chillin,
And Now He's Never Been So Willin, to get off of his Bum,
and get him some, a Lady that's Better, then the Look of the Sun,
Her Lips Look Sweeter, then this Here Rum,
He Said I Got Enough Time to Lay When I'm Dead
Cause I Just Can't Resist that Lady in Red.."

It was Colors He'd Never Seen Before,
In Women that made Him, Adore Them, Twice as More...
Cause She Had a Pink Purse and a Yellow Lighter,
Green Mini-Skirt and a Red Lip Stick,
Brown Boots and a Purple Pajama,
and BLUU-EE Eyes!"

Dylan's Down in Lady Land,
Dylan's Down with Lady Land,
Yeah, Dylan's Livin Down in Lady Land!"

Our First Kiss

"When That Alcohol Took You On A Heavy Ride
I'm The Guy Who Took You in, Got You a Pillow,
And Layed You On Your Side."
And This is Why, Every Guy, Wonders Why, I Try
to Survive, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

"We Were Just Two Little Todds
Holding Our Fishing Rods
We Would Just Sit There and Talk
While Our Legs Dangled From The Dock

"And I See You Take that Driveway Up and Down,
Just Like Your Wearing a Crown, I'm The Girl Who's Your Queen."
And All the Girls Wonder Why, I Get This
Tear in my Eye, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

You Need to Understand, You Got a Man, With a Plan,
Take My Hand, It Looks Like it Might Storm
So Cuddle Up To Me Where it's Nice and Warm,
It's Ok to Worry, It's Ok To Be Under So Much Stress
Atleast We Know Your Not a Mess..
Did You Ever Miss? Do You Remember This?
"Yes, It Was Our First Kiss."

All My Girls Are Gone

The Nurse Came Up to Me,
"Congratulaions Your a Daddy..
It's a Baby Girl and it's so Very Healthy,
But Were Losing Her Mommy,
And Sir I'm So Very Sorry.."
..And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
That My Girl is Gone, But I don't Feel So Alone,
I Must Raise This Baby All On My Own.

I Held this Little Girl in My Arm,
Baby, I'm Your Daddy, I Mean you No Harm,
I Hear Your HeartBeat, I Hope it Stays Stronger
Then That of Your Mom,
Couldn't Help But Think I Would Rail
Any Male Who'd Ever Do You Wrong,
I'm Sorry I'm Speechless, or I'd Sing You a Song,
Let's take You Home, And Don't Worry Your Little
Furry Friend Can Tag Along

I Must Teach Her Wrong From Right?
Also Don't Forget To Turn On that
TinkerBell Light and Kiss-n-Tuck Her In at Night
I Love This Little Girl, I Hold Her Hand and Make Her Twirl,
Make Her Drink All Her Milk So She Grows Big and Strong,
Take Her On a Drive and Listen To Our Favorite Song,
I Listen To Her Little White Lies that make me Laugh,
I Teach Her Math and I Also Brush Her Hair After Every Bath"

I Built Her a Play-House High in a Tree,
We Always Have Toons Blareing on the Tv.
I Tell Her About a Sponge Who Lived Under The Sea.
Tell Her I'm Older Then a Dvd..
She Grew Up Fast, But Much To Slow,
Now When I Lift Up My Brow,
She Just Replies Don't Have a Cow!"

Whatever Happened to that Baby Girl I Once Knew,
Like When She Was Two, Now No Longer Plays Peek-A-Boo
She Just Went On Up and Suddenly Grew,
I Wish I Could Ask Her Mom for Help She'd Know What to Do,
I Wish You Could See This Girl, That Came From Me and You..
Would You Be Sad, Would You Be Glad, Happy or Mad?
All I Know is That You Would Love Her As Much As I Had,
She Has Your Eye's, She Has Your Smile,
She Even Love's Me As Much As You Did.
From this Baby I Hide My Tear,
That I Wish, You Were Still Here..

Then on One Sad Day
I had To Give My Grown-up-Girl Away.
I Had to Walk Her Down That Aisle
and Give Her That Finale Smile,
I Gave the Man a Glance,
and We Had are Father Bride Dance.
I Listened to Her Say Give Him a Chance,
That's When She Finally Saw My Tear,
and She Whispered in My Ear,
Now You Listen Here,
I'm Your Daughter and I'm Glad
Your My Dad!..
And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
Thinkin All My Girls Are Gone!"

Reality Bite

I Need a Shave, I Don't Smell the Best, I Just Lay
at Home Because I need the Rest,
My Mood is Going Up and Down in So Many Ways, I Miscount the Days,
Right Now I Feel Like I'm Good For Nothing,
And To Everyone Else It's Not a Big Deal How I Feel,
Do I Have a Heart, Do I Even Have a Soul?
I'm Tired of Chasing Tail, Would My Momma Even Recognize Me?
I'm Not The Boy That I Used to Be."

Take A Shower and Make Your Bed, All Cook You Some Food
to Make Sure That Your Fed, Get Dressed Right Now,
Did You Hear What I Said? Pickup These Clothes, This House Looks Like Shit,
How Can People Even Live in it?
It's Monday Morning and the First of June,
Here's The Paper, I Hope You Find a Damn Job Soon,
How Dare You to Think, Yo Momma Don't Care,
I Love You Son, Now Take Care Of Yourself, Your The Man of The House."

She Might Age To Other People But Not To Me,
She Has Her Heart Soul and Mind,
and I Should Tell Her I Love Her More of the Time,
You Make Me Believe I Can Do This, So I Think I Might,..
Without You I Couldn't Feel Reality Bite

I've Already Served my Time in Hell

"I Met an Old-Timin' World War II Vet.
He Said Don't Call Me a Heroe, Just Call me a Friend,
I'm Your Allie and I'm Here Talk To You Till my End,
He'd Talk About God, Christ and Prayer and How He
Couldn't Wait To Go Way Up There."
I Asked How Do You Know? That's Where your Gonna Go?
How are You So Certain? That's God's Gonna Open
Up His Curtain and Let You In..
How Do You Know that Your One of the Few Men,
That's Rising Up To Join Him in Heaven?"

...He Smiled at me, Like He'd Never Done Before,
I Sat Down and He Told Me About June of 1944,
My Country had Done So Much For Me,
I Wanted to Give it Back Some More, So I Enlisted in the War
I was a Big Red One, I was a Son of a Gun,
I Had Bullets to Dodge, and Strongholds to Sabotage,
I Wrote Letters to My Fiance Cindy,
and I Stormed the Beaches of Normandy
Yes, I Fought in the Biggest War, I even Seen
My Dead Brothers Bodies Wash Up To Shore
My STG 44 Would Drop Men Like You to The Floor,
I Recieved the Highest Rank, Taught Soldiers Smaller
Then You How To Drive a Tank,
I Held My Colt 45 to try and Survive,
But After All the Stuff I've Seen,
I Wish I wasn't Alive."

"Even a Saint can Sin and I Can't Wait till they Let Me In,
I'll Reunite with my Mate, When I meet my Fate,
And I'll See the Pearly Gate, I Already Know on the Day I Die,
That I Won't Fry, and I will Fly, Wake up With an Angel in My Eye,
And She'll Ring Her Bell Cause I've Already Served my Time in Hell."

"He Inspired Me To Get Down On One Knee,
He Didn't Insist, But I Couldn't Resist,
I Grabbed me a Paper and I Went to Enlist,
I'm Not Old Enough to Talk, But I'm Young Enough tp Listen,
I Drove a Tank Through a Sand Dune
Always Stayed Up Late Lookin' at the Moon,
And I Returned in "2004" on the Month of June,
I Went Back to the Courtyard Where I Met that Vet,
His Name Was General Stall, Only When He Saw My Uniform,
He Wasn't Happy Nor Proud at All,
I'm Sorry, Even after You Warned Me I still Did Sin,
Do You Think God Will Ever Let me in?
I Looked up at His Old Face,
and I asked Him Again.
With His Pride He Replied.."

"Even a Saint can Sin and I Can't Wait till they Let Me In,
I'll Reunite with my Mate, When I meet my Fate,
And I'll See the Pearly Gate, I Already Know on the Day I Die,
That I Won't Fry, and I will Fly, Wake up With an Angel in My Eye,
And She'll Ring Her Bell Cause I've Already Served my Time in Hell...
I Teared Up and Said "So Have I as Well."

We Don't Need this Ball

"I Never Had a Clue of What I Knew,
All I Could Do is Throw This Ball Back at You,
She Had Her Wet Brown Hair all Drenched in Sweet,
With a Dark Blue Eyes She Looked Up at Me and Said..

"I'm Sorry if I Couldn't Catch that Ball at All,
and I'm Sorry How I Hit that TRuck it's Not My Favorite Brand,
and Sorry How I Got Glad When You Hit that Sand,
Cause See Boy, Your My Catch and I Don't Need That Ball at All.

Every Girl Who Would Walk in Are Cross, I Never Threw to them a Toss,
Cause as Far as I can See, it's Only You and Me,
Every Boy Who Would Walk By and Clap,
She'd Say "No Way Cause I'm His Beer and He's My Tap,"

Yeah, We Were Throwin Balls While Her Girls Were at a Bathrrom Stall,
and When They Got There it Was not Fair,
Cause They Took Her Away Like a Dark Sunday,
and Everytime I Go Back to That Same Spot Where We Threw that Ball,
I Never See that Girl at All.."

A Minnesota Man

"I'll Grab You a Drink, Now Tell Me What You Think, Tell Me Your Plans
About Where Are Love and Are Future Stands,
She Said She's Going to Follow Her Heart,
Go Out into the World and Have a Brand New Start,
She Said "I Wouldn't Forget about You and Me,
I'm Gonna Become What I've Always Wanted to be
But Honey Won't You Come With Me?"

"I Love Your Lips, I Love Your Hair, I Love Your Eyes,
I Love Your Stare and I Love Your Face,
But the Only Thing I Love More then Your Love is this Place.."
I'm Sorry I Can't Come with You My Dear,
It's My Heaven For Me Right Here."

"So Your Going For Your Education,..
Go Tackle the World You Will be a Great Sensation,
But I'd Be Lieing if I said You Were My Inspiration,
Be a Doctor and Cure That Disease, I Wish You Peace,
Be a Hard-Working Big Banking Assistant,
Show Someone That Stain is Non-Resistant,
Get a Career in Math, All I Can Say is Good Luck
And All be here if you Ever Come Back!"

Cause if I'm Not Apart of Your Heart
We Can Still Achieve if You Don't Leave
I Want You In My Life, I Want You As My Wife
But if You Go Be a Girl in a Sorority and if You
Ever Wanna See me
This is Where I'll Be!
Move to Another Land,
Maybe to a Place with an Ocean and Some Sand,
But if You Ever Wanna See me Again
This is Where I Stand,
A Minnesota Man!"

My BabyDoll

So I'm Runnin Down the Road With My Headlights On,
Lookin' for a Truck Stop with a Bathroom Stall,
Lookin' for condoms if they even got them at all,
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Sittin' at the Bar Stool From Dusk Till Dawn
Plannin' to Drink this Whiskey Till I Probably Fall,
But the Bartender Looks at me and Says it's Last Call,
I Say Call me a Cab, So I Can Head Home and Make Love, With My Baby Doll.

So I'm Thinkin' of a way to get rid of these kids
I Shove Them in the Car and Take them to the Mall,
Whip Out all my Money and Say Have a Ball!
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Then we got a Divorce and I Lost it all,
And Now I'm Sittin' Here at Home All Alone
Makin Love, to a Stinkin'.. Blow.. Up.. Doll!"

They Don't Have Wings

This is For the Days I See you Smile,
Which Leads to the Nights that I Can't Sleep,
To When I awake and I Open My Door,
Hopeing I will See it Some More!"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean She Can't Make You Sing!

Your Acting Weird, But That's Okay,
Because Even When The Sky's are Greay
In The Pail Moonlight and a Cloudy Day
I'd Stand in the Rain Screamin "Angel Can You Play?"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings,
Doesn't Mean She Won't Wear This Ring!

Take my Hand, Look What I Do, Just For You
Standing in a Bath of Blood
with my Hand Nearly Torn off,
Still, Angel Can You Come Out and Play?"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean a God Damn Thing!

If there's no Halo, is there no Say'Oh?
So Ring a Bell, Give her Hell
and Bring Her Back!
I Saw an Angel, it's about time you play!"

So When I See my Very Own Little Angel
Baby Look Over their, your not alone, now we
can all go home, Commin to Sleep right next to me
Now I Can See, I Did my Destiny.

You Angel, You