"She's Got Junk in the Trunk and if Your a Hunk,
Just Your Luck, She Got a Tummy Tuck,
And She'll Want to... Show it Off!
She'll Show Off her Rack, if Her Bra is Black,
Look at those Girls with Tnak Tops, and Cut-Offs."
Braided Hair, I Saw Her Teeth, But You Don't Care,
She Might be a Hick, But Don't Be Affraid to go Talk,
Because She'll Still Blow Your... Sock's Off!"