Best Friends

It's Passin' Scratch Ticket's on a 2-4-1 Bar Night,
When the Gang goes across the Bar to help you win you're own fight,
Or When you end up drinkin' more then you ever would have,
Or When you end up spendin' all you're money and you can't pay you're tab,
Or When you no longer have the cash to call for a cab,
And just when you're about to do something bad..
You're Buddy picks you up in that final hour,
Those are the friends you're glad you had."

It's when you get heart broken and bent out of shape over a girl,
Or When they walk you to the restroom because they know you're gonna hurl,
Or When they Know You're Wrong but don't wanna argue so they let you be right,
Or When they let you crash on the couch when you had a ruff night,
Or When you need to talk to someone when you're feelin' sad,
They'll show up at you're home when you can't be alone,
Those are the friends you're glad you had..
These are the friends I'm Proud to say I have."

She Ain't No You

I was walking along the beach,
While holding my woman's hand,
..Now I don't want anybody else but my lil' Peach,
But Out the Corner of my eye, I was eyein' up something
I shouldn't have been looking at,
When I turned back to look at my woman,
..She started lookin' a lil' mad,..
Now I was lost for words cause I
knew that I had gotten caught.
She looked me in the eyes and said,
"You should go be with her, if you think she is hot"
And Right away I said, "Ha.. Not!"

..Cause, She's got nothing on you hun,
You might as well compare the size of the moon
to the size of the sun, cause,
She don't make my hair rise,
And she don't have you're eyes,
But babe it ain't no surprise, cause
She Ain't No You..
She couldn't make me smile like you do,
I admit she's pretty good lookin'
But baby, She Ain't no You!..
She Ain't no you, She Ain't no you,
Yeah baby she's got nothing on you!

Search You're Heart, Search You're Soul,
You Know what I say is True..
She Couldn't make me feel the way I do,
When I'm with you, She Could never make me smile,
As much as you do.. Baby She ain't No You,
She's not you, you she is not."

The Man you Had

It may sound kinda sad, It may sound kinda sappy,
But you struck me as a woman lookin' for a man to make you happy,
I didn't know you were still lookin' for some boy who could make you cry,
And I didn't know this was how you said goodbye,
I didn't know you were that way,
I didn't know you were that young..."

I wouldn't have pulled a fast one on ya,
And I couldn't leave you sittin' on a curb,
I would of and I could of only gave you the kinda love that you deserve..
But I hope you hold on to my number,
I hope you someday call,
Nobody did anything wrong,
I'm just a Man who couldn't be a boy for you, that's all.."

I just hope someday you know, that I really did care.
And that I could of and would have been
that man who would have alway's been there.
Sooner or later you'll realize if
you're decision was good or if it was bad,
But Either way I hope you know,
That's the kinda Man you Had."

Become a Man

You Can't always stay a Peter Pan,..
You Can't always stay in Neverland,
You Can't spend you're day's flyin' away
Or Expecting that Mary will always' stay and play,
Everybody's gotta grow up and be a Man someday."

You Can't stay beside a shadow that you can't always find,
And You Can't turn back the clock or stop the time,
But if you Look Beyond the message of a book,
You'll find there's more to life then just fightin' a man
who's got a hand for a hook, yeah."

Yeah I know right now you may think it is fun,
And you may just think that when you grow up
those day's will be done,
But What if Someday Mary no longer takes you're hand,
Sayin' "I'm Sorry Peter for with you I can't come,"
For You stayed a boy and I'm a woman,
And I'm Sorry Peter, I've found Someone.."

And then you're left with only a happy thought,
And Someday you'll realise it's not what you think that you want,
that you really want,.. it was alway's something else..
and then you lose you're only shot.. so you better be sure if stayin' a
boy forever, is something.. that you really want."

That's why you Can't alway's stay in Neverland..
That's why you Can't alway's stay a Peter Pan,
Someday you must,.. become a man."

Think About Me?

When Jack Said to Rose "Don't Let Go"
When You're being pulled behind
a boat and they drive to slow.
When You see Superman or a Palm Tree
Everytime You see what I wanted to see,
I hope You think about me..

When You wake up to my song on the radio,
When You sit at that place where we used to go..
When you order that Long Island Ice Tea,
Everytime You hear Kenny Chesney,
I hope You think about me..

I hope you think about me,
And who we used to be,
Thinkin' about all the things we used to do,
Because at that Same moment,
You Never Know, I may be just thinkin' about you,
I may be, I'm maybe just thinkin' about you too."

What a Man Does

I hope you Understand. I'm a Man With a Plan,
So C'mon my Love and Hold my Hand."
I Will Build Our Home. You Can Grow a Garden.
And You Will Never Be Alone, I Will Break a Rock,
And You Will Wear a Stone, I Will Roll the Kart,
And You Will Pick the Food, But You Don't Have to Cook,
I Can Do that Too.If I'm Under the Same Sheet,
I Can Rub Your Feet.If Your Feeling into Deep,
You Can Rest Your Eyes Or You Can Go to Sleep.
I Will Continue Strong, If Your Love is Looking Weak,
We Can Take a Break, I Will Keep You Warm
in the Coldest of the Lake,And I Can Get Away with it,
Just Because, that's what a Man Does.."

I Will Fish for Bass, You Can Fog up Glass..
I Will Ring Your Hair, if You Will Raise my Mass.
We Never have to Fight, If I agree your Always Right.
We Can Stay at Home or We Can Go All Night.
I Can Make the Coffee, You Can Poor a Cup.
I'll Still Love You Without the Makeup.
I'll Tie a Tie around my neck or go Outside
till my Skin Turns Red When I Paint that Deck."
But What Do You Expect, I'm Your Armor to Protect.
Because I Am Just A Man and this is What he Does.."
I'm Your Man, and Everything I do,
is all for Women such as You!"

Paradise Ain't Shit Without You!

Paradise is Nice, But Not Enough to Sacrafice my favorite Slice,
Cause You Would Look So Good Under that Sheet in my Hotel Sweet.
I'd Love to Look at Your Smile as I Rub Your Feet,
Wake up in the Morning and see You Lyin' next to Me,
There is No Other Place in the World I'd Rather Be, I Love it Here,
But Without you my Dear, It's Just Another View,
Paradise Ain't Shit Without You!"

I Miss the Curve of Your Body and the Touch of Your Skin,
Body Shots and Your Bikini Tops, That Coconutt Butt
in Your Bikini is what I'd like to see as you strutt your Stuff,
Stay up Late Laying in a Hammock, Watch the Sun go Down as we Talk,
This Sunset has lost it's Mean, It Just Ain't a Thing for a King
if He Ain't Got His Queen, It's Like a Burrito without a Bean..

I Wonder How your Doing way Back Home,
I Wish I Could Call You on my Phone, Meet You at the Bar all alone,
Just Have You all For my Own, But I wait to Lower my Foam
and Look at My Beer, Thinkin' Paradise just Ain't Shit Without You Here!"

When I Arrive Back From that Five Hour Flight,
I'm Gonna Jump Off that Plane and Hold You Tight!
You Might Ask "How was Your Trip?" And I'll Respond "Yeah it was Alright."
But Right Now I'm Gonna Make Love to You all Late in the Night,
And there's just One Little Thing I'd Like to Share,
When I Give You That Long Yard Stare,
That Paradise Just Ain't Shit Without You There!"

The Sun.. I Don't Care.
The Beach.. I Don't Care.
The View.. I Don't Care.
if you Ain't There!"

I Like About You

I Like That Smile On You, You don't think it True,
But When I Kiss Your Lips You Know I Do,
I Like Your Hair Messy in the Morning Out of Bed,
I Also Like it Dry, But I Like it Better Wet,
And You Say No Way, and I Say You Bet!

"I Like Watching You Get Up To Close That Door,
I Like it Even More to Just Look Into Your Eyes,
and When You Look Back into Mine,
I Like Staying Up Late With You to a Quarter after Four,
But It Never Feels Later Then a Half Past Nine,
I Like You All the Time"

I Like How You Make Me Feel Like a Dog When it Wags it's Tail,
Your Reaction When You Break a Nail,
I Like How You Still Think I Can Fix Anything,
I'm Standing Outside Your Shower Just To Hear You Sing,
I Like Almost Everything"

But What I Don't Like is Your Past HeartBreak
and a Love that Didn't Stay True,
It's Ok I've Also Had One, a Time or Two."
I Like That You Tried Again with Someone New,
But What I Like the Most, Of You I Like,
I Like Just Loving You!"

Reality Bite

I Need a Shave, I Don't Smell the Best, I Just Lay
at Home Because I need the Rest,
My Mood is Going Up and Down in So Many Ways, I Miscount the Days,
Right Now I Feel Like I'm Good For Nothing,
And To Everyone Else It's Not a Big Deal How I Feel,
Do I Have a Heart, Do I Even Have a Soul?
I'm Tired of Chasing Tail, Would My Momma Even Recognize Me?
I'm Not The Boy That I Used to Be."

Take A Shower and Make Your Bed, All Cook You Some Food
to Make Sure That Your Fed, Get Dressed Right Now,
Did You Hear What I Said? Pickup These Clothes, This House Looks Like Shit,
How Can People Even Live in it?
It's Monday Morning and the First of June,
Here's The Paper, I Hope You Find a Damn Job Soon,
How Dare You to Think, Yo Momma Don't Care,
I Love You Son, Now Take Care Of Yourself, Your The Man of The House."

She Might Age To Other People But Not To Me,
She Has Her Heart Soul and Mind,
and I Should Tell Her I Love Her More of the Time,
You Make Me Believe I Can Do This, So I Think I Might,..
Without You I Couldn't Feel Reality Bite

A Minnesota Man

"I'll Grab You a Drink, Now Tell Me What You Think, Tell Me Your Plans
About Where Are Love and Are Future Stands,
She Said She's Going to Follow Her Heart,
Go Out into the World and Have a Brand New Start,
She Said "I Wouldn't Forget about You and Me,
I'm Gonna Become What I've Always Wanted to be
But Honey Won't You Come With Me?"

"I Love Your Lips, I Love Your Hair, I Love Your Eyes,
I Love Your Stare and I Love Your Face,
But the Only Thing I Love More then Your Love is this Place.."
I'm Sorry I Can't Come with You My Dear,
It's My Heaven For Me Right Here."

"So Your Going For Your Education,..
Go Tackle the World You Will be a Great Sensation,
But I'd Be Lieing if I said You Were My Inspiration,
Be a Doctor and Cure That Disease, I Wish You Peace,
Be a Hard-Working Big Banking Assistant,
Show Someone That Stain is Non-Resistant,
Get a Career in Math, All I Can Say is Good Luck
And All be here if you Ever Come Back!"

Cause if I'm Not Apart of Your Heart
We Can Still Achieve if You Don't Leave
I Want You In My Life, I Want You As My Wife
But if You Go Be a Girl in a Sorority and if You
Ever Wanna See me
This is Where I'll Be!
Move to Another Land,
Maybe to a Place with an Ocean and Some Sand,
But if You Ever Wanna See me Again
This is Where I Stand,
A Minnesota Man!"