Best Friends

It's Passin' Scratch Ticket's on a 2-4-1 Bar Night,
When the Gang goes across the Bar to help you win you're own fight,
Or When you end up drinkin' more then you ever would have,
Or When you end up spendin' all you're money and you can't pay you're tab,
Or When you no longer have the cash to call for a cab,
And just when you're about to do something bad..
You're Buddy picks you up in that final hour,
Those are the friends you're glad you had."

It's when you get heart broken and bent out of shape over a girl,
Or When they walk you to the restroom because they know you're gonna hurl,
Or When they Know You're Wrong but don't wanna argue so they let you be right,
Or When they let you crash on the couch when you had a ruff night,
Or When you need to talk to someone when you're feelin' sad,
They'll show up at you're home when you can't be alone,
Those are the friends you're glad you had..
These are the friends I'm Proud to say I have."

She Ain't No You

I was walking along the beach,
While holding my woman's hand,
..Now I don't want anybody else but my lil' Peach,
But Out the Corner of my eye, I was eyein' up something
I shouldn't have been looking at,
When I turned back to look at my woman,
..She started lookin' a lil' mad,..
Now I was lost for words cause I
knew that I had gotten caught.
She looked me in the eyes and said,
"You should go be with her, if you think she is hot"
And Right away I said, "Ha.. Not!"

..Cause, She's got nothing on you hun,
You might as well compare the size of the moon
to the size of the sun, cause,
She don't make my hair rise,
And she don't have you're eyes,
But babe it ain't no surprise, cause
She Ain't No You..
She couldn't make me smile like you do,
I admit she's pretty good lookin'
But baby, She Ain't no You!..
She Ain't no you, She Ain't no you,
Yeah baby she's got nothing on you!

Search You're Heart, Search You're Soul,
You Know what I say is True..
She Couldn't make me feel the way I do,
When I'm with you, She Could never make me smile,
As much as you do.. Baby She ain't No You,
She's not you, you she is not."

Think About Me?

When Jack Said to Rose "Don't Let Go"
When You're being pulled behind
a boat and they drive to slow.
When You see Superman or a Palm Tree
Everytime You see what I wanted to see,
I hope You think about me..

When You wake up to my song on the radio,
When You sit at that place where we used to go..
When you order that Long Island Ice Tea,
Everytime You hear Kenny Chesney,
I hope You think about me..

I hope you think about me,
And who we used to be,
Thinkin' about all the things we used to do,
Because at that Same moment,
You Never Know, I may be just thinkin' about you,
I may be, I'm maybe just thinkin' about you too."

What a Man Does

I hope you Understand. I'm a Man With a Plan,
So C'mon my Love and Hold my Hand."
I Will Build Our Home. You Can Grow a Garden.
And You Will Never Be Alone, I Will Break a Rock,
And You Will Wear a Stone, I Will Roll the Kart,
And You Will Pick the Food, But You Don't Have to Cook,
I Can Do that Too.If I'm Under the Same Sheet,
I Can Rub Your Feet.If Your Feeling into Deep,
You Can Rest Your Eyes Or You Can Go to Sleep.
I Will Continue Strong, If Your Love is Looking Weak,
We Can Take a Break, I Will Keep You Warm
in the Coldest of the Lake,And I Can Get Away with it,
Just Because, that's what a Man Does.."

I Will Fish for Bass, You Can Fog up Glass..
I Will Ring Your Hair, if You Will Raise my Mass.
We Never have to Fight, If I agree your Always Right.
We Can Stay at Home or We Can Go All Night.
I Can Make the Coffee, You Can Poor a Cup.
I'll Still Love You Without the Makeup.
I'll Tie a Tie around my neck or go Outside
till my Skin Turns Red When I Paint that Deck."
But What Do You Expect, I'm Your Armor to Protect.
Because I Am Just A Man and this is What he Does.."
I'm Your Man, and Everything I do,
is all for Women such as You!"

One Hundred and Three

Billy Was Always on the Run,
He Might have been Young,
But He Invented the Line,
"That Son of a Gun,"
Billy the Kid Would Stay Hid,
And Would Only Strike,
When You Least Suspected it,
He Was Just a Boy,
When He Mastered,
The Duel Action Toy,
The Older Man With the
Starry Badge Crown Vowed
To Take Billy Down,
The Law Wouldn't Allow a
Deal to Let Him Leave and
Flea the Town,
Pat Garrett Wouldn't Let Him Hop
On His Horse and Jet to Mexico,
The Kid Had His Final Regulate,
On that Night Billy met his Fate,
Sheriff Pat, Who Once was Billy's Bud,
Before Fame Turned Billy
Into a Western Stud,
The Sheriff Swore On his Life
and his Family Crest,
That Pat Put a Bullet
in Billy's Chest,
But it all Sounds Like a Bunch,
Of He Said, She Said to Me,
it Will and Always has,
Just Been a Mystery,
Why Can't We Dig Up
Billy and See?"
No Wait, that might Change
What was Spoken and
Damage History. Did You
Ever Stop to Think, Just Maybe
That Billy Did just Flea?
Maybe the Sheriff Let Billy Go,
Or Maybe Billy was too Fast
and the The Law was too Slow,
But You Best Believe,
that there's a Possability,
that Maybe,
Billy Lived to Be
A Hundred and Three."

Canadian Girls

It Might Be a Little Breezy, But All the Girls Up here are all So Easy,
But Not at all so Sleezy, I respect there currency,
But my New Northern Lady isn't so shady,
She Fills my Heart up with Love.
Like an Angel Sent From Above,
They All Stand Tall in Montreal, Lookin For a Beauty?
Toronto is Where you Gotta go,
The Greatest Girl's You Ever Saw,
Are All in Manitoba, or You Should Manoever
Your Ass Up to Vancouver."

So I must Confess that Canadian Girls' are the Best,
They Got Kindness that matches the Cuteness
The Listing Price is Doubled Twice, But if you Understand
it's all the same in American, Then I'm the Man Dating a Knockout Canadian."

Hotels seem Dirt Cheep and When I look into your Eyes I can't Sleep,.
But Back to the U.S. is Where I Leap, But it's You My Babe I want to Keep!"
It's All the Same Amount, and What it's all ABOUT, About's a Boot,
To the North is where I Scoot, You Say Bur, But I Got Fur and I want Her."
So I Like the Canadian Chicks, they Say Men Back Home are all Cocky Pricks,
Just Always want to Handle Hockey Sticks!"
So If She Comes from the Place with the Red & White Flag,
I Like Meat, But if it's Got a Maple Leaf,
then that's my Hella Favorite Beef."

Your My Craft and I Don't need this Draft.
I Don't Want Labatt, I Just want my Baby Back.
and I hate this Blue, I Just Want You!"
I Could Be a Dopey Blue eye'd Honey Lovin,
Big Brown Canadian Bear, When I just sit there and Stare.
But I Couldn't Care as long as you are there."
So I Catch You a Samon and I make it Happen."

Our First Kiss

"When That Alcohol Took You On A Heavy Ride
I'm The Guy Who Took You in, Got You a Pillow,
And Layed You On Your Side."
And This is Why, Every Guy, Wonders Why, I Try
to Survive, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

"We Were Just Two Little Todds
Holding Our Fishing Rods
We Would Just Sit There and Talk
While Our Legs Dangled From The Dock

"And I See You Take that Driveway Up and Down,
Just Like Your Wearing a Crown, I'm The Girl Who's Your Queen."
And All the Girls Wonder Why, I Get This
Tear in my Eye, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

You Need to Understand, You Got a Man, With a Plan,
Take My Hand, It Looks Like it Might Storm
So Cuddle Up To Me Where it's Nice and Warm,
It's Ok to Worry, It's Ok To Be Under So Much Stress
Atleast We Know Your Not a Mess..
Did You Ever Miss? Do You Remember This?
"Yes, It Was Our First Kiss."

All My Girls Are Gone

The Nurse Came Up to Me,
"Congratulaions Your a Daddy..
It's a Baby Girl and it's so Very Healthy,
But Were Losing Her Mommy,
And Sir I'm So Very Sorry.."
..And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
That My Girl is Gone, But I don't Feel So Alone,
I Must Raise This Baby All On My Own.

I Held this Little Girl in My Arm,
Baby, I'm Your Daddy, I Mean you No Harm,
I Hear Your HeartBeat, I Hope it Stays Stronger
Then That of Your Mom,
Couldn't Help But Think I Would Rail
Any Male Who'd Ever Do You Wrong,
I'm Sorry I'm Speechless, or I'd Sing You a Song,
Let's take You Home, And Don't Worry Your Little
Furry Friend Can Tag Along

I Must Teach Her Wrong From Right?
Also Don't Forget To Turn On that
TinkerBell Light and Kiss-n-Tuck Her In at Night
I Love This Little Girl, I Hold Her Hand and Make Her Twirl,
Make Her Drink All Her Milk So She Grows Big and Strong,
Take Her On a Drive and Listen To Our Favorite Song,
I Listen To Her Little White Lies that make me Laugh,
I Teach Her Math and I Also Brush Her Hair After Every Bath"

I Built Her a Play-House High in a Tree,
We Always Have Toons Blareing on the Tv.
I Tell Her About a Sponge Who Lived Under The Sea.
Tell Her I'm Older Then a Dvd..
She Grew Up Fast, But Much To Slow,
Now When I Lift Up My Brow,
She Just Replies Don't Have a Cow!"

Whatever Happened to that Baby Girl I Once Knew,
Like When She Was Two, Now No Longer Plays Peek-A-Boo
She Just Went On Up and Suddenly Grew,
I Wish I Could Ask Her Mom for Help She'd Know What to Do,
I Wish You Could See This Girl, That Came From Me and You..
Would You Be Sad, Would You Be Glad, Happy or Mad?
All I Know is That You Would Love Her As Much As I Had,
She Has Your Eye's, She Has Your Smile,
She Even Love's Me As Much As You Did.
From this Baby I Hide My Tear,
That I Wish, You Were Still Here..

Then on One Sad Day
I had To Give My Grown-up-Girl Away.
I Had to Walk Her Down That Aisle
and Give Her That Finale Smile,
I Gave the Man a Glance,
and We Had are Father Bride Dance.
I Listened to Her Say Give Him a Chance,
That's When She Finally Saw My Tear,
and She Whispered in My Ear,
Now You Listen Here,
I'm Your Daughter and I'm Glad
Your My Dad!..
And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
Thinkin All My Girls Are Gone!"

Reality Bite

I Need a Shave, I Don't Smell the Best, I Just Lay
at Home Because I need the Rest,
My Mood is Going Up and Down in So Many Ways, I Miscount the Days,
Right Now I Feel Like I'm Good For Nothing,
And To Everyone Else It's Not a Big Deal How I Feel,
Do I Have a Heart, Do I Even Have a Soul?
I'm Tired of Chasing Tail, Would My Momma Even Recognize Me?
I'm Not The Boy That I Used to Be."

Take A Shower and Make Your Bed, All Cook You Some Food
to Make Sure That Your Fed, Get Dressed Right Now,
Did You Hear What I Said? Pickup These Clothes, This House Looks Like Shit,
How Can People Even Live in it?
It's Monday Morning and the First of June,
Here's The Paper, I Hope You Find a Damn Job Soon,
How Dare You to Think, Yo Momma Don't Care,
I Love You Son, Now Take Care Of Yourself, Your The Man of The House."

She Might Age To Other People But Not To Me,
She Has Her Heart Soul and Mind,
and I Should Tell Her I Love Her More of the Time,
You Make Me Believe I Can Do This, So I Think I Might,..
Without You I Couldn't Feel Reality Bite

I've Already Served my Time in Hell

"I Met an Old-Timin' World War II Vet.
He Said Don't Call Me a Heroe, Just Call me a Friend,
I'm Your Allie and I'm Here Talk To You Till my End,
He'd Talk About God, Christ and Prayer and How He
Couldn't Wait To Go Way Up There."
I Asked How Do You Know? That's Where your Gonna Go?
How are You So Certain? That's God's Gonna Open
Up His Curtain and Let You In..
How Do You Know that Your One of the Few Men,
That's Rising Up To Join Him in Heaven?"

...He Smiled at me, Like He'd Never Done Before,
I Sat Down and He Told Me About June of 1944,
My Country had Done So Much For Me,
I Wanted to Give it Back Some More, So I Enlisted in the War
I was a Big Red One, I was a Son of a Gun,
I Had Bullets to Dodge, and Strongholds to Sabotage,
I Wrote Letters to My Fiance Cindy,
and I Stormed the Beaches of Normandy
Yes, I Fought in the Biggest War, I even Seen
My Dead Brothers Bodies Wash Up To Shore
My STG 44 Would Drop Men Like You to The Floor,
I Recieved the Highest Rank, Taught Soldiers Smaller
Then You How To Drive a Tank,
I Held My Colt 45 to try and Survive,
But After All the Stuff I've Seen,
I Wish I wasn't Alive."

"Even a Saint can Sin and I Can't Wait till they Let Me In,
I'll Reunite with my Mate, When I meet my Fate,
And I'll See the Pearly Gate, I Already Know on the Day I Die,
That I Won't Fry, and I will Fly, Wake up With an Angel in My Eye,
And She'll Ring Her Bell Cause I've Already Served my Time in Hell."

"He Inspired Me To Get Down On One Knee,
He Didn't Insist, But I Couldn't Resist,
I Grabbed me a Paper and I Went to Enlist,
I'm Not Old Enough to Talk, But I'm Young Enough tp Listen,
I Drove a Tank Through a Sand Dune
Always Stayed Up Late Lookin' at the Moon,
And I Returned in "2004" on the Month of June,
I Went Back to the Courtyard Where I Met that Vet,
His Name Was General Stall, Only When He Saw My Uniform,
He Wasn't Happy Nor Proud at All,
I'm Sorry, Even after You Warned Me I still Did Sin,
Do You Think God Will Ever Let me in?
I Looked up at His Old Face,
and I asked Him Again.
With His Pride He Replied.."

"Even a Saint can Sin and I Can't Wait till they Let Me In,
I'll Reunite with my Mate, When I meet my Fate,
And I'll See the Pearly Gate, I Already Know on the Day I Die,
That I Won't Fry, and I will Fly, Wake up With an Angel in My Eye,
And She'll Ring Her Bell Cause I've Already Served my Time in Hell...
I Teared Up and Said "So Have I as Well."

A Minnesota Man

"I'll Grab You a Drink, Now Tell Me What You Think, Tell Me Your Plans
About Where Are Love and Are Future Stands,
She Said She's Going to Follow Her Heart,
Go Out into the World and Have a Brand New Start,
She Said "I Wouldn't Forget about You and Me,
I'm Gonna Become What I've Always Wanted to be
But Honey Won't You Come With Me?"

"I Love Your Lips, I Love Your Hair, I Love Your Eyes,
I Love Your Stare and I Love Your Face,
But the Only Thing I Love More then Your Love is this Place.."
I'm Sorry I Can't Come with You My Dear,
It's My Heaven For Me Right Here."

"So Your Going For Your Education,..
Go Tackle the World You Will be a Great Sensation,
But I'd Be Lieing if I said You Were My Inspiration,
Be a Doctor and Cure That Disease, I Wish You Peace,
Be a Hard-Working Big Banking Assistant,
Show Someone That Stain is Non-Resistant,
Get a Career in Math, All I Can Say is Good Luck
And All be here if you Ever Come Back!"

Cause if I'm Not Apart of Your Heart
We Can Still Achieve if You Don't Leave
I Want You In My Life, I Want You As My Wife
But if You Go Be a Girl in a Sorority and if You
Ever Wanna See me
This is Where I'll Be!
Move to Another Land,
Maybe to a Place with an Ocean and Some Sand,
But if You Ever Wanna See me Again
This is Where I Stand,
A Minnesota Man!"

My BabyDoll

So I'm Runnin Down the Road With My Headlights On,
Lookin' for a Truck Stop with a Bathroom Stall,
Lookin' for condoms if they even got them at all,
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Sittin' at the Bar Stool From Dusk Till Dawn
Plannin' to Drink this Whiskey Till I Probably Fall,
But the Bartender Looks at me and Says it's Last Call,
I Say Call me a Cab, So I Can Head Home and Make Love, With My Baby Doll.

So I'm Thinkin' of a way to get rid of these kids
I Shove Them in the Car and Take them to the Mall,
Whip Out all my Money and Say Have a Ball!
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Then we got a Divorce and I Lost it all,
And Now I'm Sittin' Here at Home All Alone
Makin Love, to a Stinkin'.. Blow.. Up.. Doll!"

They Don't Have Wings

This is For the Days I See you Smile,
Which Leads to the Nights that I Can't Sleep,
To When I awake and I Open My Door,
Hopeing I will See it Some More!"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean She Can't Make You Sing!

Your Acting Weird, But That's Okay,
Because Even When The Sky's are Greay
In The Pail Moonlight and a Cloudy Day
I'd Stand in the Rain Screamin "Angel Can You Play?"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings,
Doesn't Mean She Won't Wear This Ring!

Take my Hand, Look What I Do, Just For You
Standing in a Bath of Blood
with my Hand Nearly Torn off,
Still, Angel Can You Come Out and Play?"

Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean that they aern't a thing
Just Because, They Don't Have Wings
Doesn't Mean a God Damn Thing!

If there's no Halo, is there no Say'Oh?
So Ring a Bell, Give her Hell
and Bring Her Back!
I Saw an Angel, it's about time you play!"

So When I See my Very Own Little Angel
Baby Look Over their, your not alone, now we
can all go home, Commin to Sleep right next to me
Now I Can See, I Did my Destiny.

You Angel, You