Best Friends

It's Passin' Scratch Ticket's on a 2-4-1 Bar Night,
When the Gang goes across the Bar to help you win you're own fight,
Or When you end up drinkin' more then you ever would have,
Or When you end up spendin' all you're money and you can't pay you're tab,
Or When you no longer have the cash to call for a cab,
And just when you're about to do something bad..
You're Buddy picks you up in that final hour,
Those are the friends you're glad you had."

It's when you get heart broken and bent out of shape over a girl,
Or When they walk you to the restroom because they know you're gonna hurl,
Or When they Know You're Wrong but don't wanna argue so they let you be right,
Or When they let you crash on the couch when you had a ruff night,
Or When you need to talk to someone when you're feelin' sad,
They'll show up at you're home when you can't be alone,
Those are the friends you're glad you had..
These are the friends I'm Proud to say I have."

What a Man Does

I hope you Understand. I'm a Man With a Plan,
So C'mon my Love and Hold my Hand."
I Will Build Our Home. You Can Grow a Garden.
And You Will Never Be Alone, I Will Break a Rock,
And You Will Wear a Stone, I Will Roll the Kart,
And You Will Pick the Food, But You Don't Have to Cook,
I Can Do that Too.If I'm Under the Same Sheet,
I Can Rub Your Feet.If Your Feeling into Deep,
You Can Rest Your Eyes Or You Can Go to Sleep.
I Will Continue Strong, If Your Love is Looking Weak,
We Can Take a Break, I Will Keep You Warm
in the Coldest of the Lake,And I Can Get Away with it,
Just Because, that's what a Man Does.."

I Will Fish for Bass, You Can Fog up Glass..
I Will Ring Your Hair, if You Will Raise my Mass.
We Never have to Fight, If I agree your Always Right.
We Can Stay at Home or We Can Go All Night.
I Can Make the Coffee, You Can Poor a Cup.
I'll Still Love You Without the Makeup.
I'll Tie a Tie around my neck or go Outside
till my Skin Turns Red When I Paint that Deck."
But What Do You Expect, I'm Your Armor to Protect.
Because I Am Just A Man and this is What he Does.."
I'm Your Man, and Everything I do,
is all for Women such as You!"

One Hundred and Three

Billy Was Always on the Run,
He Might have been Young,
But He Invented the Line,
"That Son of a Gun,"
Billy the Kid Would Stay Hid,
And Would Only Strike,
When You Least Suspected it,
He Was Just a Boy,
When He Mastered,
The Duel Action Toy,
The Older Man With the
Starry Badge Crown Vowed
To Take Billy Down,
The Law Wouldn't Allow a
Deal to Let Him Leave and
Flea the Town,
Pat Garrett Wouldn't Let Him Hop
On His Horse and Jet to Mexico,
The Kid Had His Final Regulate,
On that Night Billy met his Fate,
Sheriff Pat, Who Once was Billy's Bud,
Before Fame Turned Billy
Into a Western Stud,
The Sheriff Swore On his Life
and his Family Crest,
That Pat Put a Bullet
in Billy's Chest,
But it all Sounds Like a Bunch,
Of He Said, She Said to Me,
it Will and Always has,
Just Been a Mystery,
Why Can't We Dig Up
Billy and See?"
No Wait, that might Change
What was Spoken and
Damage History. Did You
Ever Stop to Think, Just Maybe
That Billy Did just Flea?
Maybe the Sheriff Let Billy Go,
Or Maybe Billy was too Fast
and the The Law was too Slow,
But You Best Believe,
that there's a Possability,
that Maybe,
Billy Lived to Be
A Hundred and Three."

Our First Kiss

"When That Alcohol Took You On A Heavy Ride
I'm The Guy Who Took You in, Got You a Pillow,
And Layed You On Your Side."
And This is Why, Every Guy, Wonders Why, I Try
to Survive, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

"We Were Just Two Little Todds
Holding Our Fishing Rods
We Would Just Sit There and Talk
While Our Legs Dangled From The Dock

"And I See You Take that Driveway Up and Down,
Just Like Your Wearing a Crown, I'm The Girl Who's Your Queen."
And All the Girls Wonder Why, I Get This
Tear in my Eye, This is Why, It's This, This Kiss."

You Need to Understand, You Got a Man, With a Plan,
Take My Hand, It Looks Like it Might Storm
So Cuddle Up To Me Where it's Nice and Warm,
It's Ok to Worry, It's Ok To Be Under So Much Stress
Atleast We Know Your Not a Mess..
Did You Ever Miss? Do You Remember This?
"Yes, It Was Our First Kiss."

All My Girls Are Gone

The Nurse Came Up to Me,
"Congratulaions Your a Daddy..
It's a Baby Girl and it's so Very Healthy,
But Were Losing Her Mommy,
And Sir I'm So Very Sorry.."
..And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
That My Girl is Gone, But I don't Feel So Alone,
I Must Raise This Baby All On My Own.

I Held this Little Girl in My Arm,
Baby, I'm Your Daddy, I Mean you No Harm,
I Hear Your HeartBeat, I Hope it Stays Stronger
Then That of Your Mom,
Couldn't Help But Think I Would Rail
Any Male Who'd Ever Do You Wrong,
I'm Sorry I'm Speechless, or I'd Sing You a Song,
Let's take You Home, And Don't Worry Your Little
Furry Friend Can Tag Along

I Must Teach Her Wrong From Right?
Also Don't Forget To Turn On that
TinkerBell Light and Kiss-n-Tuck Her In at Night
I Love This Little Girl, I Hold Her Hand and Make Her Twirl,
Make Her Drink All Her Milk So She Grows Big and Strong,
Take Her On a Drive and Listen To Our Favorite Song,
I Listen To Her Little White Lies that make me Laugh,
I Teach Her Math and I Also Brush Her Hair After Every Bath"

I Built Her a Play-House High in a Tree,
We Always Have Toons Blareing on the Tv.
I Tell Her About a Sponge Who Lived Under The Sea.
Tell Her I'm Older Then a Dvd..
She Grew Up Fast, But Much To Slow,
Now When I Lift Up My Brow,
She Just Replies Don't Have a Cow!"

Whatever Happened to that Baby Girl I Once Knew,
Like When She Was Two, Now No Longer Plays Peek-A-Boo
She Just Went On Up and Suddenly Grew,
I Wish I Could Ask Her Mom for Help She'd Know What to Do,
I Wish You Could See This Girl, That Came From Me and You..
Would You Be Sad, Would You Be Glad, Happy or Mad?
All I Know is That You Would Love Her As Much As I Had,
She Has Your Eye's, She Has Your Smile,
She Even Love's Me As Much As You Did.
From this Baby I Hide My Tear,
That I Wish, You Were Still Here..

Then on One Sad Day
I had To Give My Grown-up-Girl Away.
I Had to Walk Her Down That Aisle
and Give Her That Finale Smile,
I Gave the Man a Glance,
and We Had are Father Bride Dance.
I Listened to Her Say Give Him a Chance,
That's When She Finally Saw My Tear,
and She Whispered in My Ear,
Now You Listen Here,
I'm Your Daughter and I'm Glad
Your My Dad!..
And Now Everyday I Still Carry On,
Thinkin All My Girls Are Gone!"

Reality Bite

I Need a Shave, I Don't Smell the Best, I Just Lay
at Home Because I need the Rest,
My Mood is Going Up and Down in So Many Ways, I Miscount the Days,
Right Now I Feel Like I'm Good For Nothing,
And To Everyone Else It's Not a Big Deal How I Feel,
Do I Have a Heart, Do I Even Have a Soul?
I'm Tired of Chasing Tail, Would My Momma Even Recognize Me?
I'm Not The Boy That I Used to Be."

Take A Shower and Make Your Bed, All Cook You Some Food
to Make Sure That Your Fed, Get Dressed Right Now,
Did You Hear What I Said? Pickup These Clothes, This House Looks Like Shit,
How Can People Even Live in it?
It's Monday Morning and the First of June,
Here's The Paper, I Hope You Find a Damn Job Soon,
How Dare You to Think, Yo Momma Don't Care,
I Love You Son, Now Take Care Of Yourself, Your The Man of The House."

She Might Age To Other People But Not To Me,
She Has Her Heart Soul and Mind,
and I Should Tell Her I Love Her More of the Time,
You Make Me Believe I Can Do This, So I Think I Might,..
Without You I Couldn't Feel Reality Bite

We Don't Need this Ball

"I Never Had a Clue of What I Knew,
All I Could Do is Throw This Ball Back at You,
She Had Her Wet Brown Hair all Drenched in Sweet,
With a Dark Blue Eyes She Looked Up at Me and Said..

"I'm Sorry if I Couldn't Catch that Ball at All,
and I'm Sorry How I Hit that TRuck it's Not My Favorite Brand,
and Sorry How I Got Glad When You Hit that Sand,
Cause See Boy, Your My Catch and I Don't Need That Ball at All.

Every Girl Who Would Walk in Are Cross, I Never Threw to them a Toss,
Cause as Far as I can See, it's Only You and Me,
Every Boy Who Would Walk By and Clap,
She'd Say "No Way Cause I'm His Beer and He's My Tap,"

Yeah, We Were Throwin Balls While Her Girls Were at a Bathrrom Stall,
and When They Got There it Was not Fair,
Cause They Took Her Away Like a Dark Sunday,
and Everytime I Go Back to That Same Spot Where We Threw that Ball,
I Never See that Girl at All.."

A Minnesota Man

"I'll Grab You a Drink, Now Tell Me What You Think, Tell Me Your Plans
About Where Are Love and Are Future Stands,
She Said She's Going to Follow Her Heart,
Go Out into the World and Have a Brand New Start,
She Said "I Wouldn't Forget about You and Me,
I'm Gonna Become What I've Always Wanted to be
But Honey Won't You Come With Me?"

"I Love Your Lips, I Love Your Hair, I Love Your Eyes,
I Love Your Stare and I Love Your Face,
But the Only Thing I Love More then Your Love is this Place.."
I'm Sorry I Can't Come with You My Dear,
It's My Heaven For Me Right Here."

"So Your Going For Your Education,..
Go Tackle the World You Will be a Great Sensation,
But I'd Be Lieing if I said You Were My Inspiration,
Be a Doctor and Cure That Disease, I Wish You Peace,
Be a Hard-Working Big Banking Assistant,
Show Someone That Stain is Non-Resistant,
Get a Career in Math, All I Can Say is Good Luck
And All be here if you Ever Come Back!"

Cause if I'm Not Apart of Your Heart
We Can Still Achieve if You Don't Leave
I Want You In My Life, I Want You As My Wife
But if You Go Be a Girl in a Sorority and if You
Ever Wanna See me
This is Where I'll Be!
Move to Another Land,
Maybe to a Place with an Ocean and Some Sand,
But if You Ever Wanna See me Again
This is Where I Stand,
A Minnesota Man!"

My BabyDoll

So I'm Runnin Down the Road With My Headlights On,
Lookin' for a Truck Stop with a Bathroom Stall,
Lookin' for condoms if they even got them at all,
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Sittin' at the Bar Stool From Dusk Till Dawn
Plannin' to Drink this Whiskey Till I Probably Fall,
But the Bartender Looks at me and Says it's Last Call,
I Say Call me a Cab, So I Can Head Home and Make Love, With My Baby Doll.

So I'm Thinkin' of a way to get rid of these kids
I Shove Them in the Car and Take them to the Mall,
Whip Out all my Money and Say Have a Ball!
So I Can Head on Home and Make Love, with my Baby Doll.

Then we got a Divorce and I Lost it all,
And Now I'm Sittin' Here at Home All Alone
Makin Love, to a Stinkin'.. Blow.. Up.. Doll!"