Catch Hell from my Honey

Some Guys Might Fear, That When there Down to There Last Beer,
That They Might Catch Hell From there Honey,
When They Find Out That they Blew All the Money,
On Pool Tabs, Tips and Beer, And a Lecture is One More Thing
They Don't Want To Hear From You My Dear."
But I Don't Worry or Rush Home in a Hurry,
Because What Do I Got To Lose? I'm Not in there Shoes!"
I Know I Shouldn't Be So Quick to Laugh Or Talk so Fast,
Because One Day It Will Come Back and Bite Me in the Ass."

Don't Have the Memory to Forget, Cause Soon You Will Understand,
That the Thing I'm Looking For is in My Right Hand,
So I'm not so Shady, Cause My Arm's Around You Baby.
Your My Honey, Your my Lady, it's Your Hell that Drive's Me Crazy."

When We Are All Alone, You Sure Lighten Your Tone,
But When Were in a Crowd, Your Face Turn's Red and You Get Real Loud."
I'm at the Bar and I'm all out of Money, And All my Friends Think it's Funny,
Cause they Know I'm Gonna Catch Hell From You Honey,
When I Start Driving Down That Road, And I Know I Blew Our Load,
Is it Even a Wonder Why I Don't Wanna Go Back Home?
Just When I Can't Possibly Feel Any Worse, I'm On the Outside of the Door,
And Your On the Inside to Make Me Feel it Some More."
You Shake me Like a Rock, I Say Sit Down and We Have a Talk."

She Tells Me.. "Well, You Think You Had a Bad Night?
I Hate it When We Fight, The Stress From Dropping the Kid's from School,
All My Girl's Say I'm Such a Fool for Putting Up With You.
Why Don't You Ever Ask me If I can Come Out Too?"

Don't Have the Memory to Forget, Cause Soon You Will Understand,
That the Thing I'm Looking For is in My Right Hand,
So I'm not so Shady, Cause My Arm's Around You Baby.
Your My Honey, Your my Lady, it's Your Hell that Drive's Me Crazy."