Dirty Minds Dirty

"She's Got Junk in the Trunk and if Your a Hunk,
Just Your Luck, She Got a Tummy Tuck,
And She'll Want to... Show it Off!
She'll Show Off her Rack, if Her Bra is Black,
Look at those Girls with Tnak Tops, and Cut-Offs."
Braided Hair, I Saw Her Teeth, But You Don't Care,
She Might be a Hick, But Don't Be Affraid to go Talk,
Because She'll Still Blow Your... Sock's Off!"

Another Door Opens

You Closed that Door..
Yell at Yourself for Falling for the Whore,
A Tear Rolling Down Your Chin,
Toss Her Things into a Bin,
And Don't Want to Look Again,
You Smile for the While,
Until You Crumple the Pile,
You look Like Another Man,
One You Bearly Remember,
Or One You really Don't Even Know.. Anymore."
All Anybody Ever Sees..
Is Only What You Show,
Or Something You never Let Go!"
And When You Finally Move On,
You Begin to Look at Life Like it Wasn't Alway there.."
Like You Didn't Know the Other Door wasn't Gone."
No Worry, No Care. You Grow Strong.
No longer Will You Easily Break,
Just Bend, Begin to Mend,
Find Another Lover, Make a New Friend,
You Find What You Were Looking For,
And it All Starts,..
With the Opening of
Another Door!"

Why Does Love have to be Just a Game?

"People Fall In and Out of Love Everyday,
But if Your willing to Play,
Do You Think I'll really Want to Stay?"
This is what Cause's Men like Me to just Walk Away.."
It's Getting Kind of Lame..
Why is Your Love Such a Game?"

I'd Laugh in the Rain,
But I Won't Smile for My Pain,
I Feel, So I Kneel.. Is this Your Way of Love?"
Are You Being Fake or is this Real?
It's a Shame, that You Even Ever Came,
Can't You See You're Drving me Insane..
Why Does Your love Have to be a Game?"

There might be Givers,
And there Might be Takers,
But Fakers,.. Are Heart Breakers.."
How Can You Fall in Love with One?
If There All the Same...
Why Does Love, Have to Be, Just a Game?"

Pickup Call

We Made Out Against the Wall,
Until We Made it to the Hall,
It Started Getting Hott,
Then Clothes Came Off,
She Layed me Down and
then She Got on Top!"
Tunred Out the Light..
I'd Claw at Her,
She Began to Bite,
I'll Admit, I Didn't put up
Much of a Fight..."
I Only Gave Her My Number,
But She Followed me Home,
It Started as "Hello, How are You?"
And it Climbed up with a Screw for Two..
But it Ended with a "Girl I Once Knew"
All in All I thought the Blind Date Went Well,
Until She Offered me a Ride to hell."
But Herself Wouldn't Come Along.
I was there in the Spring, Winter and Fall..
The Man Who Became the Booty Call."
But That's okay. I Don't Need One Woman.
I Want them All."

Happy Hour

The Girls all Smile,.. Even When the Meal Ain't Hot,
You Like his Company, And You Want to Buy him the Shot!"
He Warms you up, Before he Even Poors Your Cup,
You Take a Sip, And You Can't Help But Tip!"

Humming and Running Around the Caffe'
Always Has Something Funny to Say,
Dancing and Skipping Around the Table..
More Entertaining then at Home Cable!"

Tossing Your Straws Bows at Applause,
And Never Flaws..Making Your Dinner a Time of Fun,
Before You Go Back Out and Enjoy that Sun.
This Server will Serve for Everyone!"

He'll Walk to a Beat, Keep You Laughing in Your Seat,
Skip's Along, Sing's a Good Song, Apologise's When Wrong,
Say Sorry Sir, and Thank you to Her!.."
Nothing Greater then a Waitor, You Can all talk too.."

Small Talk, Long Talk, Not a Robot, Or a Fancy Rock,
Make you Enjoy the Place,..
And Leave You With a Smile,
On the Face!"

My Own Poem

My Morals have been Tossed, I Feel Alone and Lost,
I'm Losing my Mind, I've Just Been Boozin' and Loosin'
While Waistin' my Time. I'm no Longer Tryin'.
I'm Sick of Cryin'. I Hate Myself a little more and more everyday.."
But Not Today, No Longer, Will I Sit Here, and Wait.
And Hope One Day Again, Life Will Be Great.. that's not my Fate."

I'm Gonna Be Somebody. Make Some Money,
Buy a House, And Start a Family..
Gain More Friends, and Follow Trends."
Work Hard at Work, Be the Next Captain Kirk.
Buy Another House on the Shore,
And Always Look Forward.. For Something More!.."

Life is Hard, You Can Live Unscathed But You Might Get Scarred."
It's not a Park Walk, And Talk is Cheap, But You Need to take that Leap!"
Take a Grip my Man, You Only Need You,
Not Somebody to Always Hold Your Hand,..
You Live Your Own Show, And You are the Star,
When Your Feeling Low, Jumpin' in Your Car,
Green Means Go! My Son, You Will Go Far!.."

That Smilin' Face

Don't think I Forgot, the Times we Shared,
Don't Believe, that I never Cared,
Don't Listen, to What Other People Say,
You Were my Life, You Were my Night and Day!
Don't Forget Who You Are, Life is Not a Race..
And Don't think you Won't Go Far,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."

Don't Look at Life As if it's Lost,
Hold On and Stay Strong at any Cost..
You Don't need Another Man,
To Make You Feel Your Dream's Weren't Tossed.
Don't Be Affraid of Being Alone
Your Dreams aern't Lost,You Can Still Chase..
I'll be the One to Drive You Home,
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face."

Don't find Yourself Stuck in the Past,
Don't let Hard Time's and Bad Memories Hit You Fast,
Live For the Moment, And Make it Last..
Don't think Your Body is a Curse,
Don't think Your Caringness is getting Worse..
Don't Be Affraid to Trust, And Don't be Guarded to Lust.
Baby, You'll One Day Find Your Place..
And Don't You Change, That Smilin' Face!"

Poor Patient

"She'll Bend You Over and Make You Cough,
You Smile, Because it Get's You Off,
She Cares For your Health with a Religous Red Cross,
You Listen, Because You Know that She is the Boss,
You Try to Talk, But Your Eyes, are Still in Shock.
Later You Fight, But it Ends Alright, Cause You Just Can't Resist,
that Lady in White."You Apologise for that You Fought,
You Suck it Up,And You Take that Shot.The Seat is Cold,
But this Lady is Not. You Were Only a Little Sick,
But Now it Got Worse, Because it Wasn't Your Mom,
It was your Heart, that was Handled by the Love of a Nurse."

Another Page

You Say You Don't Want me, But You Don't See What I Do, And that is You.
How Many Women Are Sure of What they Really Want, Be Sure, Better Be Sure,
Look at What You Already Got, You Can't Win or Lose if You Don't Take the Shot.
Her Hand's are Cold, But When I Rub them they are Hot. When I Swallow,
Breath Loud, Legs Grow Weak or Hollow, I Feel lifted up by a Cloud, I Get Frightend,
But Brightend, When You Catch What I Want in Your Eyes, I hope One Day You Relise,
I'm Not Like all your other Guys, Time Fly's, So Can You Tell What it is I'm Thinkin?"
If You Can't I Will Let You Know and Smile at Your Eyes by Winkin."

Keeps Me Warm

I Don't Remeber the Shape of Her Face,
The Curve of Her Body, the Feel of Her Skin,
The Color of her Eyes, the Length of her Hair,
But I Don't Care, I Remember the size of her Heart.."

She Could have Been a Beauty, She Could Have Been a Cutie,
And She Could have Been Lookin' at me all Flirty,
But I was too Young, and Blind, and to Dumb, too Know.
That I Shouldn't have ever, Let a Girl like that Get up and Go."

It's my Shoes, that Keep Me Walkin.'
It'a a Women like that, that Keep's me Wantin."
It's Our Story, that Keep's us Talkin."
But it's Your Heart that Keep's me Warm."

Knuckle Smart

Hot Sun Anger Red, Winter Wolf in Bed,
And Didn't want to sell his Arrow Head,
Buffalo No-No, Get in your Boat and Row-Row,
Not too Fast But Strong and Slow,Toss Your Gun,
Conceal Your Knife,Buy a Pitcher,
Live Your Life, Native Pride, I'm Alive."

Bend a Bow, Kill a Crow, Never Ask,
You'll Never Know. Pickin' Corns, Ridin' Horns,
Dnace a fire, Find a Buyer, hit for hire.
Need a Dollar, Make Him Pay,Get a Girl,
Let Her Play, Roll a Dice, Dig up Clay,
Throw him in, Escape the Pin, Never Sin,
Crack Your Back, Hawk Your Chin,
You'll have to Lose to get a Win."

Let's Just Drink

I Don't Care if your Usually a Nice Guy,
I'll tell you what, Some sh*t Don't Fly,
I Don't Care How Big or Bad Your Boys Are,
Or How Loud the muffler is to your Lousy Car,
Because Your Homies are All in my Hometown Bar,
I Don't Care if You Work Out Everyday,
I'll Just Laugh Harder when I Lay You Out Anyway..

Nothing You Can Say Can Scare me at All,
I Don't Care if if Your Biff to Mcfly Feet Tall,
So Just Keep Giving me that Mad Glare Stare,
I'll Still Take on All of You Fella's if you All Double Dare,
So You Can Keep Slammin' that Door,
Or Listen to Yourself Hollar and Roar some more,
You Can Even End up Moppin' me all Across this Floor..

Because You think I'm Weak, and that's You Flaw,
You've Never met a Man Higher then the Law,
You Think I'm Soft, But You Still Haven't Seen me
Without my shirt torn off. But I Don't Want to Fight,
I Just Want to Call it a Night, So Are You Done?
Sit Back Down, and I'll Buy You One."

Frozen Heart Love

"A Boy Went Out Walkin, He Started Warm, then Went into the Storm,
Soon he Had Chapped Lips and Frozen Eye Lids with Rock Hard Mittens,
Flooded Pancake Ice Balls were Packed Smacked Between his Boots,.
Every Step Numbed his Face, But His Heart is What Guided him to the Place!"

He'd Leave Alone his Runny Nose, And When He'd Think the Wind was Dying,.
the Harder it Blows, The Caring For his Looks is Slowly Fading,
It's too Late to Turn Around, But it Might be Time for Him to go Down.

His Perfect Straight Smile White Pearly Teeth Look Rotten to the Snow.
His Wet Slickened Down Hair Turns Hardend to the Blow.
His Fingers Form to Frost, But He Don't Care,
He Will Get to Where He's Going at any Cost!"

His Face Feels Cold as Blue, But for Who? It Looks Blistering Red to the Eye,.
And Wind-Forced Tear's make it Look Like a Cry, His Breathing In and Out is
Beginning to Hurt, For What? A Flirt... All He Does is Continue to Walk,
And Yell Out at the Lord, Like He's Right there to Talk, Everything He See's is White,
But He Know's the Way is Right, Will he Make it? Who Knows? He Just Might..
And Does He Have to Go? No, Is He Young? Is He Dumb? No, He's Just a Boy, And He's in Love."

Angel Fly Away

You Remind Me of a Women I Never Knew,
Every Passing Day My Love for her just Grew,
But One Day, the Woman Left this Earth and Flew,
She Was a Dream to Everyone,
She Was So much Fun, And Her Bright Blonde Hair
Matched that of the Sun. Her Hair Curled Like Clouds,
But Now Can Only Be Seen in Pictures and in Shrowds."
I Never Held Her Hand, But I Did Grab Her Waste.
I Found Myself Stuck Staring at Her Face,
Was it She or Me that was taken to a Better Place?"
I Didn't Know her that Long, And If I Had,
I Don't know if My Heart would be as Strong,
I Can't Deny, I Still Did Cry, I Regret Not Saying..
Goodbye, But I sure am Glad that I Got to say "HI."
Now that I've Said, What I Wanted to Say,
Go Ahead Angel and Fly Away."

Don't Turn Away

"Sit Beside Me for the While,
Look into my eyes to make me Smile,
Don't Be Affraid of Moving too Fast,
Take my Hand and Make the Moment Last,
Stand to See, Dance with Me,
Please Say..
it's Okay,Take my Hand, Come with May,..
So I Can Turn Another Monday
into a Day of Play."

"Don't Say Goodbye Unless your Leaving,
Don't Say Goodnight Unless Your Sleeping,
I Will not Follow if You are Not Leading,
I Will not Love You if You are Not Needing,
Always On Your Word You Follow Through,
If You Love Me, Prove to Me that You Do,
I Think I'm Already Fallen For You..
Can You Feel it too? Can You Lay, Can You Stay,.
So I Can Turn Another
Hard Working Job..
into a Holy Day."

"It's Okay to Worry, it's Okay to be
Under so Much Stress,
Atleast I Know Your Not a Mess,
Your Not a Nickel, Your a Dime,
You Already Know this,
Because I tell You all of the Time,
I've Never Felt or Fell this Way,
So Don't Go Away, We Can Play,
So I Can Turn Your Goodbye
into a Stay."